Barbara Bush Misses Irony in Calling George W. Bush a "Son-of-a-Bitch"
Former First Lady Barbara Bush was peeved when everyone present started laughing when she called former president George W. Bush a son of a bitch.
"That's for sure" said her husband George H.W. Bush.
written by Al N., 30 July 2014
Researchers Compare 911 Response to Pizza Delivery, Pizza is Faster
In an experiment to compare the response rate of police officers when called by the 911 Emergency Response service to pizza delivery personnel, the pizza beat the police by nine hours.
written by Al N., 30 July 2014
Putin Tells Obama That The Last Thing He Wants to Do is Hurt the U.S.
"But," Putin adds, "it is on the list. And it isn't that long a list, and I am getting some of the other things done..."
written by Al N., 30 July 2014
Britain admits Royal Navy doesn't have any submarines.
Britain admitted yesterday that the Royal Navy doesn't have any submarines and hasn't had any since the second world war. The Secretary of State for Defence declined to comment.
written by Glen Jacobs, 30 July 2014
Nick Clegg admits he is not very good at his job.
Nick Clegg admitted yesterday he isn't comfortable at number 11 downing street and doesn't really know what he is doing there. David Cameron declined to comment.
written by Glen Jacobs, 30 July 2014
