Betty White Discovered in Decades Old Porno Film
Betty White was spotted in a bondage video from the late 1940s, having sex with 14 different men who are all begging to be released. The film was found in Ms. White's personal home movie collection.
written by Al N., 23 July 2014
Ukrainian Lard Arse Festival Takes Place As Normal In Spite Of Conflict
Ukrainians celebrated their love of pork fat at the weekend by consuming a giant sandwich filled with 40 kilos of best lard.
The big "lard-in" was the centrepiece of a nationwide big arse festival.
written by Auntie Jean, 23 July 2014
North Korea Threatens Global Nuclear Warfare if Their Team Not Allowed to Play Germany For World Cup Championship
Kim Jong-Un threatened to start a global thermonuclear war if the North Korean soccer team is not allowed to play Germany and "take their rightful place as the greatest soccer team ever!" spoke Kim.
written by Al N., 23 July 2014
Government to use Jersey to stockpile Russian dolls.
David Cameron amidst fears Britain will stop trading with Russia is going to use Jersey to stockpile Russian dolls. Jersey citizens will be moved to Suffolk.
written by Glen Jacobs, 23 July 2014
