Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"
"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 22 July 2014
Terrorist Group Lived Next Door to Attacked Benghazi Consulate
Ansar al-Sharia, the killers of 4 Americans in Libya, lived openly next to the Benghazi site. Surely former Secy Clinton would now welcome to move in next her and Bubba in Georgetown in D.C.
written by Trinculoman, 22 July 2014
British Spiders To Take Self Defence Lessons From Australian Spiders
British spiders who are mostly too timid to eat flies are ten times more confident after watching DVDs of Australian spiders according to a study by Sydney University spider faculty.
written by Auntie Jean, 22 July 2014
BBC Weather Forecaster Accused Of Bias
Weather Forecaster Jimmy Fish was hauled over the carpet today after stating yesterday that his predicted temperatures for the posh town of Bath were a little on the Conservative side.
written by Auntie Jean, 22 July 2014
Eminent Authority Opines on Hillary's Claim of Impoverishment
"Hillary Clinton claiming to be broke is like King Midas declaring himself to be homeless." M Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 22 July 2014
Eminent Authority Opines On US Dept of Justice Law Enforcement
"Law enforcement, as practiced by Eric Holder and his minions, is akin to Robespierre of the French Terror selecting guillotine victims capriciously at random with relish." M Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 22 July 2014
US State Dept Employs Notable Celebrity On A Critical Mission
Gaza-Frustrated by futile attempts to negotitate a cease-fire, Secy Kerry brought in Larry the Cable Guy to ingest garbonzo beans and exude gaseous vapors at both contesting parties till they desist.
written by Trinculoman, 22 July 2014
Kim Jong-Un Attends Assertiveness Training Class
"I've staged public executions and threatened nuclear annihilation and I still get no respect! That's why I'm taking this assertiveness training class," the rotund dictator was overheard confessing.
written by Al N., 22 July 2014
Joe Biden Admits He Has Putin's Soul in a Jar at Home
Vice-President Biden admitted today that the reason he knew that Putin has no soul is that he once hired a voodoo priestess to capture it and put it in a cookie jar for him.
written by Al N., 22 July 2014
