Royal Baby Fast Tracked To Cheer Everyone Up After Terrible Spell Of Bad News
A Royal Baby has been produced using accelerated "Dolly The Sheep" techniques. Silly smiles will be back on Newsreaders faces within a week after a month or more of frowns due to war and accidents.
written by Auntie Jean, 20 July 2014
The Ultimate Masonic Cover
Scientists at Washington University have invented an "invisible apron" for Free Masons. Only Masons will be able to see them. Pope Francis will be the first to get one.
written by Auntie Matter, 20 July 2014
Bush Receives Award
The Ciantology Award 2014 for "Most Honest Politician of the Decade" goes to George W. Bush.
written by Auntie Matter, 20 July 2014
'Democracy' on the March
Said President Obama at a recent press conference of selected newspapers. "There are nations in this world, and I don't just mean Britain, that need democracy. And by Jupiter!, I intend to see that they get it... whether they want it or not."
written by Auntie Matter, 20 July 2014
