Satan Locked Up for Petty Theft
Satan, aka the Devil, was picked up and booked for petty theft from a Wal-Mart store yesterday.
"They used to just let me get away with it out of professional courtesy," snarled Satan.
written by Al N., 19 July 2014
Obama Crowned NWO's First Emperor
Barack Obama is to be crowned the New World Order's first emperor at a special ceremony to be conducted in private by Freemasons at the Federal Reserve Bank, New York. Pope Francis has been invited.
written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2014
Doctor found in uk with readable handwriting
A Doctor has been found in the UK who has actually got handwriting you are able to understand. DR Harrison a GP in Scunthorpe Lincolnshire was unavailable to comment.
written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
Putin Put In Pickle
Crane give Russian Leader a hefty peck on the cheek.
written by j.w., 19 July 2014
Fifa tells Google they cannot bid to be World cup hosts.
Google's chances of hosting a world cup have been scuppered after Fifa tells them they are not actually a country. Google plans to take there case to the high Court.
written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
Ciantology Award 2014
This years Ciantology Award for Ego-Surrender goes to actor Tom Cruise. "I always knew I'd win it," said he. "My thanks to Ron Hubbard and Satan."
written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2014
School Children will be able to cane there teacher by 2016
School Children in the UK will soon be able to cane there teachers if they see a deterioration in behaviour from 2016.
Headmasters are said to welcome the idea.
written by Glen Jacobs, 19 July 2014
