U S Soccer Team Engages in Stealth Tactic to Beat Belgium
Brazil-Intrepid journalistic detective work has uncovered the US Team's tactical plan to render the Belgies shorts to maximum chafing irritability--stealth laser fraying of internal fibers and straps.
written by Trinculoman, 01 July 2014
Charles Manson Admits Scamatology Too Weird for Him
In a rare interview, Charles Manson talked about his involvement with Scamatology. "Those dudes were just too weird for me man!" spoke Manson.
written by Al N., 01 July 2014
Taliban and Scamatology to Merge
The Taliban and the "Church" of Scamatology announced today that they realize how much they have in common with each other and in an attempt to avoid redundancy, will merge the two entities into one.
written by Al N., 01 July 2014
Supreme Court Endorses the Taliban
The Supreme Court announced today that the Taliban may make any decision regarding religious freedom or lack of it since they resemble a corporation.
written by Al N., 01 July 2014
Obama Proclaims New U S Constitutional Insight
His Excellency, Chief Poopah Obama announced he is now "All three branches of the US Government in One Cherished Being." Drooling with every word he uttered, SOTUS Justice Sotomayor screamed "Yeayy!"
written by Trinculoman, 01 July 2014
Hobby Lobby Approved by Supreme Court for Human Slavery
The Supreme Court ruled today that closely held corporations such as Hobby Lobby may buy and sell people needed for their corporation. They may also purchase the people in other corporations.
written by Al N., 01 July 2014
Vice-President Biden Has Had His Tongue Surgically Removed
In a special agreement he made in 2012 when Obama agreed to keep him on the ticket, Joe Biden has had his tongue surgically removed until 2016 when Obama will give it back to him to have it re-sewn.
written by Al N., 01 July 2014
