De Blasio's security sergeant 'must be back'
Everyone suddenly doing things by the book now Hizonner's Heavy is back on the job
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
NYC ranked the most livable city for people under 3'5"
No, wait! Age 35! Rome's Catacombs district is the place for shortarses.
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Sinead O'Connor joins Irish rationalist party
Great piss-up went on until 4am over tequila slammers and chit-chat aboutSocrates and other Voice of Reason stuff
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Obama's private chef-cum-food taster leaving the White House
Look out for his valedictory cookbook Eating Crow With Da Prez
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Pulled: Hanukkah wrapping paper covered in swastikas as festive Nazi season begins
Damn Hitler memorabilia revival creeping into the the holiday shopping zone
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Pair of Pentagon shrinks earned $81M from CIA torture program
Nice work of you can get it, advising torturers how to psych out the enemy and get away with it by calling it Cognitive Therapy
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Drunken Glaswegians Using Voice Changers To Give Taxi Drivers Directions
Taxis dropping Drunken Scotsmen off at the wrong address could be a thing of the past now with the new Mc Dyson Invention, an on the fly translator. Mc Dyson apparently got the idea from "Star Trek".
written by Auntie Jean, 09 December 2014
Customers accidentally get a side salad at Porn-U-Like
Hoping for some hard core when all that came was a limp Chicken Cesar
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Torture not confined to CIA, say Christmas Shoppers
Former Guantanamo Bay Torture Victims say ''Enduring Nebendhams Christmas Carol Remixes was much worse than being water - boarded'' DEC 2014
written by Ella Davide, 09 December 2014
Conservative Peer Baroness Jenkin of Kennington Defiant About Saying "Poor People Don't Know How To Cook"
'People who think otherwise just don't live in the real world,' she explained. 'The poor can have a use as domestic servants, but finding a cook for any of one's mansions or yachts is impossible.'
written by Swan Morrison, 09 December 2014
Radicalised Hamsters With Suicide Belts Attack Hamster Wheel Factory
Jihadi style hamsters with sparklers tied to their waists have "fizzled" a pet toy factory in Scunthorpe. The factory manufactures giant Millenium hamster wheels, considered cruel by free hamsters.
written by Auntie Jean, 09 December 2014
Homelessness an Urgent Problem
The Irish Prime Minister says the 1000S OF Homeless People in Dublin will have shelter before 2015 Election, ehh..Christmas
written by Ella Davide, 09 December 2014
Senate files reveal CIA's use of sexual threats and mock executions
How else do you think the last 10 Presidents of the United States ever got elected?
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
Cannibal killed and cooked landlady in downtown horror
Told cops he'd been badly let down at the Food Bank and it was a question of knife or death.
written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
