WTF 'These rich women consider themselves as broke as bag ladies'
Madonna, Oprah and Kim Kardashian suddenly chanelling the penury look for a joke or a dare?
written by queen mudder, 08 December 2014
Bandits busted fleeing with Dead Sea Scroll artefucts
Stole them for use as firelighters in the ass-freezing Israeli winter, poor bastards
written by queen mudder, 08 December 2014
President wrestled to ground over Stick of Gum
Mississipi Police Officers wrestled President Obama to the ground, for offering an e- cigarette to Bodyguard, at Mall.''He was tall and black, that's enough'', says Officer Klarence K Klan , fired
written by Ella Davide, 08 December 2014
Anti - Originality Clause in Christmas Offerings
Non - Cliché - ridden Christmas TV is to be deemed 'UNAMERICAN'. Christmas - Related Media MUST have a Happy Ending and not feature ANY MISERY, EVEN WHERE REFLECTING REALITY,SUCH AS DEBT OR POVERTY.
written by Ella Davide, 08 December 2014
Police Sniffer Dog had reduced sense of smell
A Police Sniffer Dog mistakenly attacked a man wearing Armani Aftershave at Heathrow, yesterday .The dog's Olfactory Nerves are compromised , causing it to confuse musky male aftershave with Marijuana
written by Ella Davide, 08 December 2014
Victorian Farthingale, Edwardian Bustle now sexy
Scrap the mini-skirt! The January Look will be Frumpy Farthingales and Boring Bustles -So looking unsexy is back? What? But why? Because the Fashion Industry Paris- PolitBuro says so
written by Ella Davide, 08 December 2014
Dara O'Brien comes clean
Dara O'Brien has admitted the reason his panel show insults the afflicted. "Everyone should have known," he said. "But because the titling company made a spelling error. It should be Mock the Weak."
written by IainB, 08 December 2014
Raynair to make another easy killing
Mike O' Really? , CEO of Raynair ,says his planes will be flying low on Christmas Eve. This will ensure the planes will be hit by flying Rudolph manure, incurring a charge of £15 or E1000, per dump.
written by Ella Davide, 08 December 2014
Home and away to merge with neighbours.
Home and away are to merge with neighbours turning it into one show. The new soap is to start in the new year and is going to be called your neighbours are away ..
written by Glen Jacobs, 08 December 2014
'Bimbo Hit List' Targets Contest Hillary's Plea to "Emphathize"
Jen Flowers,Paula Jones,Monica Lewinsky take exception to Hillary's assertion that one must "understand&emphathize" with enemies. They note that Clinton goon squads who harassed them had no such view.
written by Trinculoman, 08 December 2014
Biography of Roald Dahl reveals secret behind his name
dyslexic parents couldn't spell "Ronald"
written by Paxton Quigley, 08 December 2014
