UNITED STATES BIRD SLAUGHTER PREDICTED
In order to keep America's population in check, President Obama has signed an executive order making it mandatory for every member of the United States Congress to shoot a stork.
written by Ray Bellew, 07 December 2014
Nicole Scherzinger to be prize at next years F1 Championship
More soon...
written by Patrick Parkinson, 07 December 2014
Putin throws petrol all round Russia and sets fire to it for insurance money
Russian leader decides to start up country again from scratch
written by Patrick Parkinson, 07 December 2014
Cardiff man regrets "foolish" solo attempt at large chocolate Toblerone
Currently in hospital with tiredness
written by Patrick Parkinson, 07 December 2014
Brendan Rodgers smells Luis Suarez's pillow
Liverpool manager struggling to come to terms with loss of star striker
written by Patrick Parkinson, 07 December 2014
Princess Beatrice Hacks Into Kim Jong Un's Computer
Princess Beatrice is alleged to have hacked into Kim Jong Un's hacking computer to disrupt his hacking. Earlier Justin Bieber allegedly extracted pin-ups of the handsome ruler in a fit of jealousy.
written by Auntie Jean, 07 December 2014
Drinks Industry launch sensible drinking campaign
Drink sensibly in the Holiday Season, say Digaeo, customers drinking to excess only increases our profits and we don't want that.
written by Ella Davide, 07 December 2014
