Prisoners Donate Clothes And Surplus Christmas Food To "Royals In Need"
In a kind gesture, British prisons have agreed to send food parcels to Buckingham Palace this New Year to combat "Daily Mail" ordinary people syndrome, which makes everyone think the Royals are poor.
written by Auntie Jean, 30 December 2014
Isle Of Wight News - Underwater Hot Porridge For "Needles Hike" Event
New Year's Day "Needles" underwater hikers can enjoy a "world's first" with treacle flavour hot porridge available at 2.5 m. honey flavour at 3.0 m and plain salt flavour at 3.5 metres depth.
written by Auntie Jean, 30 December 2014
Zep's Plant and Page in Antiques Road Show Cock -up
R.Plant and J.Paige of Led Zeppelin are ' very annoyed', over a BBC oversight, in which they found themselves 'booked as the Zepplin Tribute Act', at an Antiques Road Show : 70s Relics, item, Tuesday
written by Ella Davide, 30 December 2014
Prince George insults Sir Wicholas Nitchell
Little Prince George apparently said 'Shit off, grovelling twat', to the BBC's Royal Correspondent, yesterday, Balmoral.The baby then exputated a line of sputum, emphasising his distaste.
written by Ella Davide, 30 December 2014
