Cincinnati Township orders man to kill his 'Zombie Nativity' scene
Much too close to Ebola symptoms for comfort, no wonder the Mayor's orifice went nuts!
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Passenger tossed after flipping out over air crew's rendition of Merry Xmas
Lightly in olive oil - before a quick grilling in the airport lounge
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Topless activist storms St Peter's Square nativity play on Christmas Day
Bet she got frostbite on her nipples for all that palaver
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Some bodies pulled from burned gingerbread house where kids visited Grandma
Blame that arson-crazy Big Bad Wolf for latest Yuletide outrage
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Astrophysicist angers Christians with Christmas shit
Ah shucks, meant to say tweet!
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Baby shunned by other gorillas will sue zoos
Blatant simian-on-simian discrimination lawsuit bound to make the nipper a huge pile of cash...lawfirm of Patton Boggs on the case?
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Woman died after crack removed from vagina
A true story this, apparently surgeons found a glass pipe and a vile - uh, vial! - of crack cocaine inside her vagina, poor woman probably hid them from the cops before coming up a cropper
written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
Strangest Yorkshire Christmas Tradition Of All
It is now customary In Scunthorpe to remove the shiny balls, angels and paper ceiling trimmings at Christmas and eat them. This is advertised as a Christmas dinner including all the trimmings.
written by Auntie Jean, 26 December 2014
Sony Delighted With Success Of Advertising Campaign For "The Interview"
'Insulting Kim Jong-un has given the film worldwide exposure,' said a Sony spokesman. 'The Interview 2 is now planned in which Vladimir Putin is outed as a homosexual and Pope Francis has an affair.'
written by Swan Morrison, 26 December 2014
No New Bill Cosby Accusations for 24 Hours!
The accusations against Bill Cosby are starting to level off as, for the first time in months, no women have come forward in over 24 hours to accuse Cosby of any indiscretions.
written by Al N., 26 December 2014
Twenty Women Come Forward and Claim They Were Never Assaulted by Bill Cosby
In a move that will go a long ways in clearing Bill Cosby's reputation, twenty women have come forward to say that Cosby NEVER laid a hand on any of them.
written by Al N., 26 December 2014
Joe Cocker and Lauren Bacall's Wills Are Read, Both Say Bill Cosby Drugged Them
In a surprising coincidence, both Joe Cocker and Lauren Bacall's wills gave information they were afraid to disclose while living, that they were both drugged by Bill Cosby with doctored pudding pops.
written by Al N., 26 December 2014
