Mums Sending Tasteful Jumpers This Year
As a protest to the government's change in terms and conditions for Mums over Christmas, only tasteful, wearable jumpers will be sent out to sons this Christmas, said the association of British Mums
written by Auntie Jean, 24 December 2014
Kim Jong un Has His New Christmas Song Dedicated To Himself
Last night the population of North Korea wee ordered to sing "Kim Jong merrily is high", the ruler's self composed Christmas Carol, to thank him for keeping out evil Western influences.
written by Auntie Jean, 24 December 2014
New York Distillery Raided By Elliot Ness
The first new Big Apple Gin distillery since prohibition has been smashed up by Elliot Ness, a distant relative of Elliot Ness. "I saw Alice Capone in there", he drunkenly explained to bogus cops.
written by Auntie Jean, 24 December 2014
Electric Chairs To Be Installed In Obamacare Homes
Care homes are to have "Old Sparky" style electric chairs installed to help reduce the cost of arthritis medication. the voltage applied will be similar to Star Trek "Set to stun" levels.
written by Auntie Jean, 24 December 2014
Turkeys Become Suspicious Of "Too Good To Be True" Environment
Reports of turkeys peering under cage doors and through holes in sheds are being taken seriously after the catastrophic consequences (a glut of small turkeys) of a hunger strike were evaluated.
written by Auntie Jean, 24 December 2014
