Gorilla Found In London Theatre
The audience of Drury Lane Theatre In London were involved in a lost escaped gorilla capture today.The entire stalls section came to the aid of Buttons by shouting "It's behind you" to him.
written by Auntie Jean, 23 December 2014
Flatly is new 'Picasso'
M. Flatly's 'art' is Picassoesque, say Flatly's House hold staff.
''We've no idea what that means, but neither have the Irish Public'',says Kevin O'Brosnan, Artistic Advisor and Plumber, Wicklow.
written by Ella Davide, 23 December 2014
French farmer leaves estate to local wild boar
The boar is disappointed with the 'tasteless' curtains in the kitchen.''C'est nul'', it said, speaking through interpreter
written by Ella Davide, 23 December 2014
North Korea's Internet Crashes for Two Weeks-No One Notices
North Korea, where electricity is a sometime thing, lost their Internet for two weeks but didn't notice until Kim Jong Un wanted to go online to check his favorite porn sites.
written by Al N., 23 December 2014
Jesus is Just Having A Quiet Family Christmas
Jesus announced on posters outside chapels today that after shopping online, he was just having a quiet Christmas with 5 loaves, 2 fishes and lots of home made wine. It's a miracle, I'm all ready!
written by Auntie Jean, 23 December 2014
