Egytian Hieroglyph shows Pyramids sub-standard
An Egyptian Hieroglyph reveals the concerns of a Cairo surveyor-translated the lines read:''These cowboys never got planning permission ''
written by Ella Davide, 02 December 2014
Wife left husband's body to rot after he died with massive erection
Morticians examining the remains said it was still the last thing standing after six years, must have been one helluva guy
written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
Silly whorse gets itself stuck down a well
Rumors flying all over the place that's where a very disappointed jockey decided to house it overnight after a 50-length defeat at apteh races
written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
Revealed: San Francisco Chinese restaurant's disgusting' way of defrosting meat
Blowtorch treatment of the freezer soon thaws out all those yummy cats and dogs
written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
Former Pentagon No 2 to replace Chuck Hagel
Yep, General Sherman 'Big Turd' Sherman replaces 'Wee' Chucky Hagel the Defense Department's outgoing No 1 after the shit hit the fan at the Pentagon.
written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
Royals may not appear at Sandringham
The Royal Family may leave from a side-exit after the Christmas Day Service, to avoid greeting the traditional crowds.This is due to Her Majesty having stubbed her toe and Prince Philip's finger wart
written by Ella Davide, 02 December 2014
Opticians To Stock Correction Spectacles For Wine Effects
Opticians have invented glasses to counter the "bottle of wine effect". Restoring chat up selectivity, they re-establish the ability to distinguish between Prince Harry and Justin Bieber types.
written by Auntie Jean, 02 December 2014
What is the difference between Russell Brand and David Mellor
One supports West Ham and the other supports Chelsea.
written by John_L, 02 December 2014
