Queen freaks Dame Helen out
The Queen's voice has been dubbed over Helen Minner's , in a box set DVD of 'Prime Suspect'. MI5 puts it all down to
'A Palace Butler in need of funds'
written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
Christmas Day Soaps to feature dramatic non - events
Eastenders Christmas Episodes will break ground this year. No-one will be murdered or return from the dead....instead there will be Scrabble - Based tiffs, a trifle - induced tantrum and a Power - Cut
written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
Richard the 3rd jock strap found
Richard the 3rds jock strap has been discovered in an ASDA drain. The find proves that Royalty are, in fact, human and have nether regions, just like Commoners.
written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day
Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
Sony to Open "The Interview" in Iran
In a surprise move, the Sony Corporation has announced that they will now be opening their beleaguered film in Iran. "Let Iran fight it out with North Korea.It's a win-win!" said a Sony spokesperson.
written by Al N., 18 December 2014
Terrorist Orphans Threaten to Shut Down "Annie"
The Guardians of Paternity threatened to carpet movie theaters with dirty diapers if they dare to open that affront to orpans, the new movie Annie.
"As if one wasn't enough!" spoke a GOPer.
written by Al N., 18 December 2014
Hogwarts Academy Hires Bill Cosby as New Potions Teacher
Harry Potter's school, the Hogwarts Academy, has announced that they will be hiring Bill Cosby as their new potions master."Dr. Cosby has been known to cook up some mean potions!" said the Headmaster.
written by Al N., 18 December 2014
Obama Outsources Legislative Branch To Mumbai Management Firm
The administration has high hopes for successful governance. Congress, deeply involved with itself, has not noticed the change.
written by The Ruling Authority, 18 December 2014
NIAGARA FALLS IS MOVING
The city of Chicago, in an attempt to calm everybody down, has purchased Niagara Falls. "We are going to put it right next to Wrigley Field!" Exclained the mayor.
written by Ray Bellew, 18 December 2014
