Christmas Truce will feature football
Football Clubs all over England will stop the inaction and boredom of a typical match and devote 20 mins to the game actually being played. Dec 2014
written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
Vladimir Putin in Red Chair
Mr Putin took a night flight ,thinking it was to bring him to Red Square. Instead he found himself in Graham Norton's Red Chair, London. His story of Selfies in a Minsk toilet dlighted the audience
written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
diplomatic Incident may occur, over Pastel Shade Nuance
Foreign Journalist deported for calling Duchess' Dress 'Yellow ', not 'Commonwealth Lemon'.
written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line
Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
Update On Ruble And Feather Race
Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…
written by K.C. Bell, 16 December 2014
Thierry Henry: Former Arsenal and France striker retires from football
He plans to make a bit to join the France Handball team for the Rio Olympics.
written by John_L, 16 December 2014
Not What you Think at All
CCTCT or the compulsion to disprove conspiracy theory has been officially diagnosed as a psychological ailment by the World Psychiatric Association in service to the New World Order. A new drug called Serenity has been introduced to combat it.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 December 2014
