Chinese Billionaire bids for The Alps
Ling Wai Hi , Shanghai Billionaire , has put in a bid to buy the Alps.''They weren't up for sale , but now everyone wants to buy 'em ', says The Eu
written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
No Room at the Inn for Christmas Shoppers
A pregnant woman and her common law partner have been refused accommodation by a London Hotel.''The couple's request to stable a donkey was against Health & Safety'', says the Hotel Management
written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
Post Black Friday order backlog causes Santa Melt down
Santa has checked into the Ropiry Clinic, due to Seasonal
Delivery Affective Disorder. ''Santa is very tired and is looking at a new career , perhaps in Winter - Sport Punditry'', say Aides
written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
"Please... Don't Let Them Torture Me!"
So pleads ex-U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney in a live video broadcast last night shortly after he was abducted by Al Qaeda.
written by Auntie Matter, 14 December 2014
Kissinger Celebrates Birthday
Henry Kissinger celebrates his 119th birthday at Masonic playground Bohemian Grove. George W. Bush cuts cake.
written by Auntie Matter, 14 December 2014
Paparazzi Shocked As Christmas Prince George Photos Reveal He Looks Like A Normal 16 Month Old Child
Paparazzi clamouring to get photos of wealthy 16 month old baby Prince George were astounded when they found their cameras had recorded that Prince George was a normal 16 month old toddler.
written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
Christmas Appears To Be Approaching
Evidence of the stealthy approach of Christmas is mounting, with reports coming in to our Christmas reporters' buildings of Tweets and Facebook pages suggesting its likely date as December 25th.
written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
Photos Of Prince George Published To Reward Press For Not Publishing Pictures Of Prince George
Prince William and the Duchess of Kate have supplied our royal baby department with carefully photoshopped photos of Prince George as a reward for not publishing Paparazzi photos of Prince George.
written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
