Santa's Elf writes 'naughty ' blog
One of Santa's Junior Elves was bored and started a blog which includes a recipe for ''Reindeer Nuggets''.
written by Ella Davide, 11 December 2014
Action Steps
Steps Taking Action Steps to Implement Pre-plan Thwarted by Action Plan
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 December 2014
Waterboarding Works!
CIA Director John Brennan, Under Waterboarding Administered by the Senate, Admits That Torture Is a Bad Idea
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 December 2014
Pelosi And Reid Just Revealed Democrats' 2015 Strategy - Free Lobotomies
House minority leader Pelosi has been careful to stipulate when Republicans need Democrat votes to pass legislation, Dems can't completely thwart the GOP's aspirations. She will offer FREE lobotomies!
written by Heeke, 11 December 2014
Porridge Tankers To Pump Porridge Into Troughs For Poor Who Can't Cook
Arrangements are being made for porridge troughs to be built outside Westminster so that Lady Jenkin can herd starving people who can't cook towards the healthy but revolting substance.
written by Auntie Jean, 11 December 2014
