Presents from 'Twelve Days of Christmas' would cost $987,450
And that's before adjusting for inflation, ObamaScare and quantitative easing handouts to th troubled luxe gift industry
written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
Cyber spy ring looks to frame US markets
Damn pesky Russian bastards at it again...
written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
Son arrested after woman found RIP with arrows sticking out of head
Swears blind they were just playing cowboys and injuns when real life Commanches burst into the room and killed his poor old Ma
written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
Obama calls for $263bn federal bung for Ferguson
Should keep the voices of dissent quiet over the festive season!
written by queen mudder, 01 December 2014
Wiggly Supermarket Trolley Wheel Problem Solved At "Up-market" Superstores
British engineer Sir Craps Shooter-Dyson has invented a wheel-less shopping trolley which uses super-conducting maglift priciples. The smoother trolley is only for posh shops like Fortnum and Masons.
written by Auntie Jean, 01 December 2014
Dave no longer the favourite boys name!
"You can call me........Mo"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 01 December 2014
Beer Rocket Safety Flares Available Online To Guide Drinkers Home
Forget the worry of coming out of a city bar at night and having to use a beer compass to get home. A beer rocket like those used by sinking ships can now fire a homing flare to guide you home by GPS.
written by Auntie Jean, 01 December 2014
