Fan Shows Real Flare
A polish football fan was accidentally set on fire this week by a steward who tried to extinguish his flare with some tear gas. An inquiry has opened up to try and shed light on the issue. True story.
written by Matt Brown, 28 April 2014
TGU To Strike on Wednesday
The True Ghosts Union will strike over unfair spooking conditions and low pay rates. They are concerned about the lack of mirrors to appear in and chairs to rock. They also prefer bone money to human.
written by Matt Brown, 28 April 2014
The Health Inspector Dies
The health inspector has tragically died after slipping on one of his signs and choking on a cucumber. He turned up drunk anyway. This means everbody can carry on with all their unsafe things forever.
written by Matt Brown, 28 April 2014
Sparks and Mensa's ironic clothes range
The latest addition to the Sparks and Mensa's Ironic Clothing range are their super skinny jeans, that start at size 22.
written by IainB, 28 April 2014
