Political Madness Gone Mad
Luke Warm was sacked for suggesting a mad tie day at work. People thought he was being racist so he was given his p45 by human racehorses. Halibut Hall will soon replace him doing whatever he did.
written by Matt Brown, 27 April 2014
One chicken crossed the road
Two chickens called Daisy and Dozy tried to cross the road recently. Daisy got across ok but Dozy was nearsighted and had awful narcolepsy at really bad times. The bus dryer had its lices taken away.
written by Matt Brown, 27 April 2014
Declaration of Human Rights
US Congress has ruled that the UN DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS 1947 is "undemocratic" and should be rewritten by the CIA.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 April 2014
Vatican Saint Bonanza
Vatican announces that Pope Francis's successor, whoever he may be, will be canonized. Call it "improving our image," explained a spokesman.
written by Auntie Matter, 27 April 2014
UKIP suggests Lenny Henry should live in a 'Black Country'
UKIP members have shown their racist colours by suggesting that British comic, Lenny Henry, should live in a black country. "I live in Dudley," said Henry. "So I already do live in the Black Country."
written by IainB, 27 April 2014
Britain is now "Post Christian"
Former Archbishop Rowan Williams said "Britain is not a Christian country anymore, in fact I would classify it as a country that worships whatever Ruper Murdoch tells it to."
written by John_L, 27 April 2014
