Rush Limbaugh's Ratings Drop
According to Arbitron, the bloviating conservative talk show host is now neck to neck with his ass. Rush's ass comes in a close second at 13 million viewers, just above Sean Hannity.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3080
Over 75% of people who like their dessert on a cone, prefer ice cream.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3079
300-pound Lester Bullfinch was the last to go down on the Titanic. He was still at the buffet and rescuers reported his last words to be, "This pudding tastes salty."
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3078
William Shakespeare always wanted to be a lawyer but failed the tests. Thus, he turned to writing plays. But even though he was very successful in writing, people always called him "The Barred".
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3077
One of the Smothers Brothers has died but they are still arguing over which one it is, plus which one their Mom loved best.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3076
While Nelson Mandela was in prison all those years, he not only wrote a book, but also turned out over 35,000 potholders.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3075
Scuba divers say that when you get down to the bottom of a river where the bottom-feeder live, you can actually hear the catfish purr!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3074
Thomas Merton, the famous Monk Writer, is now said that one of the other monks helped write the books but was sworn by a vow of silence.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3073
Word is that what really happened with Sir Isaac Newton was that a neighbor, John Apple, came over and hit him on the head with his fist for the dog poop on his yard again!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3072
Time Magazines: 1962: Person of The Year: Jed Clampett! On receiving the recognition, he stated, "Well, Doggies!"
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
Jamaicain Me Crazy! (Because I Cant Hear You)
The BBC's new period drama ended with over 2K complaints from viewers about the actors mumbling. Unfortunately we couldn't hear what a BBC spokesman said on the matter.
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
van Gaal is the latest "Chosen One!"
King Louis van Gaal is to put his head under the guillotine at Man United and here is the only comment he offered:
"Boo, boo, be do!"
written by unknown
True Facts From Snoops #3071
If you meet an Amish family in their bigger buggies and they are all blinking their eyes at you, be careful. There's a wreck or police officer straight ahead.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3070
Shirley Temple's most irritating song? "The Good Ship Lollipop". Typical reaction at the time: "I'd like to slap her jaws! Kept me awake all night again. Stupid Lolli...song!"
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3069
Gandhi always ended his fasts with a bucket of KFC Extra Crispy and a chocolate milkshake.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3068
A German Shepherd can smell fear. Also mailmen. So if you are a fearful mailman....."
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3067
The most shoplifted cat food? Shebas Whitefish and tuna pate in a can.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #3066
Due to a horse shortage during WWI, the Kentucky Derby was run on ostritches. The winner, Big Bird, peeked off trophy presenters right ear.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
Malaysian Mystery
Malaysian officials admit that the disappearance of flight MH370 may be a riddle forever. What's this? The air accident equivalent of shrugging your shoulders and saying "Elvin magic?"
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Big Bang Theory
Scientists say they have found more evidence of "The Big Bang"! We at BATTL news thinks it's used condom down the back of the galactic sofa?
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Royal Baby Rumble
Somebody has claimed that Prince George displays more leadership qualities than other babies his age! You know who else displayed leadership qualities? Hitler
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Laid Back Lags
11 prison workers have been sacked for inappropriate relationships with lags. We haven't assaulted anyone and still can't get laid
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Ferguson Frolics
Singer Rebecca Ferguson is to have her 3rd kid! She says "I'm grateful to God" somebody needs the birds and the bees explaining to her
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Interview Success
A government study shows that you have 8 minutes to make an impression in a job interview. Our study found something different. It's all in the first ten seconds when you burst through the window
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
Porn Poser
In a big to curb underage viewers porn sites are to demand proof before you can watch their videos. A small balding man will come to your house and check your passport
written by Backandtotheleft, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1365
While reviewing old film clips, Wilt the Stilt Chamberlain may have had three arms thus disqualifying him from the record books.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1364
The singer/songwriter/writer/artist Bob Dylan's real name is Robert Dylan.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1363
The reason Andrew Jackson was called "Old Hickory" was because of his discipline of younger troops.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1362
Kim Kardashian has had to purchase two seats on an airplane since 2010.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1361
Anyone caught laughing when J. Edgar Hoover addressed his FBI agents were later found wearing cement shoes.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1360
Few know that the role played by Marlon Brando in "Last Tango in Paris" was first offered to Bennett Cerf.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1359
The most downloaded song of 2013? "Don't Take Your Guns to Town" by Johnny Cash!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1358
In the U.S. most auto accidents happen within five miles of a WalMart.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1357
The most asked question of Americans while on European Vacations? "Do you know the Griswolds?"
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1356
The reason a barn burns so fast is all the hay inside plus the build-up of cow flatulence!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1355
For two weeks in June in the Smoky Mountains, fireflies gather by the thousands and light up in unison. Many think this only began after several were at a Pink Floyd Concert.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1354
New Yorkers have been told not to worry about the ground shaking from an earthquake. It's just the rats returning from spending winter in Florida.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1354
McDonald's is now offering a healthier meals. For instance, with the triple burger, they will ask, "Apple or fries with that?"
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1353
Many art experts believe that the Mona Lisa is smiling is because, for once, it was the artist, da Vinci, who was nude.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1352
Al Gore claims that not a single person will order Baked Alaska in the future due to Global Warming.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1351
Actor Harvey Korman was named after a big Invisible Rabbit.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1350
Hawk Moths can fly up to 30 Miles Per Hour as tested at the Utah Salt Flats!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1349
Zachary Taylor, our 12th President, got his nickname "Old Rough and Ready" from his wife!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1348
Former General & U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower was allergic to hair.
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1347
A mole tunneling through your yard can fly up to 100 feet if you kick the little bugger hard enough!
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1346
One hundred Monarch Butterflies weigh one ounce according to scientists who killed and weighed them. "We're afraid they might become extinct."
written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
