True Facts From Snoops #1345
When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1344
Houseflies use their feet to taste things. Like if that turd is better than your sandwich.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1343
Ants can carry uo to 50 times their weight...wear themselves out, get old before their time. All over some lazy piss ant Queen!
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1342
Ticks can be the size of a grain of rice or big as a marble, according to the amount of blood sucked up. That's how vampires are easily caught and the big fat ones get a stab at the heart.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1341
Penguins spend 75% of their time in water and 50% on land. Just another one of life's mysteries.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1340
In order to see if there are plenty fish in an area, scientists check the penguins belly size. Sort of like checking Michael Moore's belly after he walks out of a buffet restaurant.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1339
If a person on an elevator fakes a loud cough, get off as soon as you can, as a silent fart has been released!
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1338
While a person can vote while nude at a Nudist Colony, the counting always has to be by machine or the number of digits will throw off the count, unless a male has a finger missing.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1337
The first thing a student at a school for magicians is taught at the school is the proper way to say, "Ta-DA!!!"
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1336
A man will only allow a toilet seat to slide sideways on a commode catching his family jewels once in his life. Either he will die or else check every commode before he sits down the rest of his life.
written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
