Wizadora Cast Member Arrested in drugs bust
Filbert the squeaking plant from 90's kids TV show Wizadora has been sent down for 46 years for cultivating a massive marijuana plantation. This comes after Tatty Bogle was killed for being annoying.
written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
Beastly creature dines on City
Today New York City was eaten alive! The Big Worm crawled out of The Big Apple and ate all from East to West. It gobbled The Statue and all the horses that are there. Some big mouth then ate the apple
written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
Pressure growing for Moyes sacking
David Moyes is close to the sack at Man Utd after it was revealed he'd burnt some toast this morning, mixed his whites with colours and filled his diesel car with petrol. He also wore odd socks once.
written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
Everton fans die laughing, literally!
Several Everton fans collapsed and died yesterday after watching their ex-manager act like a headless baboon, very funny! Well at least they died happy, United fans await a much more horrific fate!
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Robin van Persie refuses to cross the North Sea!
Man United sicknote, RVP, has refused to cross the North Sea until Moyes has been replaced by Vader Abraham and his Smurfs because even they could do a better job and do not speak double Dutch!
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Everton fans declare Liverpool a Moyes free zone!
Everton fans have declared the area around Goodison Park a "Moyes Free Zone" and never want to see him back again because after 10 years of suffering, the pestilence has reached Old Trafford!
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Man United fans lynch Moyes!
A group of vigilante United fans has lynched Moyes and hung his lifeless brain on the statue of Alex Ferguson as a reminder to the United board that only one good Scot is not a dead Scot!
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Man United meltdown!
The US Stock Exchange has declared Man United bankrupt of ideas because they employed Moyes! Shares are dropping like dead flies circling over the "Shithole of Nightmares" called Old Trafford!
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Moyes is sacked!
Man United fans have sacked Moyes with a sack full of spuds because they have more eyes in their skin than he has in his head!
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