Italy awards world's best pizza maker title to Australian chef
For his inspired Kangaroo Basil Compost Delight!
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Ukraine PM: Putin 'has a dream to restore the Soviet Union'
Western Europe more likely to unite along with United States if this happens.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Average credit card interest up to shocking 21%
Bank interest paid customers .005 or half a cent per dollar!
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
NYT: Obamacare recruits least likely to vote.
Or find their way out of their houses.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Dem Sen. almost hit by train -- at railway safety press conference...
"We can't hear you Sir, that train coming towards you is so loud!"
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Depp Flops Again!
Come on back to Owensboro, Johnny. Ragu is hiring!
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Holocaust Survivor: Jewish People Should Leave Ukraine Now...
Don't look to this President for help.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Queen Turns 88...#2
Only Queens we have here in the US look like men dressed for Halloween.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Jokes of the Bible
Easter Bunny: I didn't make enough eggs this year.
Jesus: What do you want me to do about it?
Easter Bunny: How about a miracle or two?
Jesus: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.
written by Michael Balton, 20 April 2014
Hawaii becomes GMO crop flash point...
Pineapples glowing in the dark. Ears of corn listening to everything we say and do.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Strong quake strikes off Papua New Guinea...
An earthquake a day continues. They are scattered here and there.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
POLL: Scotland on brink of independence..
Get ready for marching, kilts and bagpipes this summer.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Slowest start to tornado season on record.
Well, lets not complain. Maybe there will be zero.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
President says count incorrect on how many students not eating lunch
Also, Spoof site keeps denying people accumulate numbers illegally so he is probably helping. 2000 points from one joke?
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Gays Boycott Beverly Hills Hotel Over Sultan of Brunei Ownership...
Those staying there thank them for not coming!
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Russia says reinforced military on border as precaution..
There could be aliens hiding there from other planets.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
1,200 Students Petition to Block Michelle Obama Speech
We're tired of hearing the same thing over and over. We eat what we like.
written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
Obamafare is Instituted on all Flights
Dept of Transporation decreed a dollar-per-mile tax on all flights taken by passengers within and to and from the US. Recently named Secy Lois Lerner said: "Hey, we gotta get funding for the big O!"
written by Trinculoman, 20 April 2014
