True Facts From Snoops #1324
Snoops: Although most people called the monster Frankenstein, that was the name of the doctor who put him together. The monsters name was actually, Reginald.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1323
Snoops: Dick Cheney was kicked off his high school basketball team for knocking players aside and stomping on them on his way to the goal! Also, biting fans for other school!
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Dog causes chaos
A 700 foot dog left London in a huge wreak. He ran away from his owner, got confused at big ben and his long swishy tail smashed everything. The dog carried on woofing though as if nothing happened.
written by Matt Brown, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1322
Snoops: The FDA technically places an omelet in the same category as a "soups".
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1321
Snoops: The late George Lindsey who played Goober Pyle in The Andy Griffith Show and Hee Haw never used a written script. They would place him in a scene and he's do or say something stupid.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1320
Snoops: Often times Northerners mistake the Southern expression, "You have a good one!"
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1319
Snoops: A bristlecone Pine tree in the Great Basin National Park in Nevada, lived nearly 5,000 years before some scouts cut it down to cook their hot dogs.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1318
Snoops: Matt Dillon of Gunsmoke was on TV over twenty years. In fact, he was on so long, he had to call his brother Peter Graves to learn what his real name.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1317
Snoops: One out of four women lying on the beach to catch some sun will have a part melt.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1316
Snoops: Marvel Comics is Considering bringing back the Cockroach Man to Battle the Drug Lords. Cockroach Man has the ability to continue to fight ten days after being decapitated.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
New Cop on the Beat May Be a Bot
Your cops in the future may be robots but a lot of trouble in making decisions.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #20
1861 - Col Robert E. Lee turns down offer to command Union armies. Later regrets decision.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #19
1834 - Charles Darwin sails to Rio Santa Cruz up Patagonia. Declared that men evolved from Mars, women from Venus. Later changes theory.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #18
1676 - Sudbury, Mass attacked by Indians. Most agree that these people were much stronger before they became Native Americans.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #17
1552 - Mauritius of Saksen occupies Linz. History doesn't record if they were married or not.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #16
Nixon says prospects for peace in Vietnam are better, 1969. Actually, we're at the point that it couldn't have looked any worse.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #15
Doolittle leads air raid on Tokyo, 1942. Comes back later and puts end to War. Quite a bit for a man named Doolittle.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #14
Luther defiant at Diet of Worms, 1521. Pukes on church steps!
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #13
Chinese students protest against government, 1989. As of today, over 10,000 Chinese claim that they were the guy standing in front of the tanks.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #12
Confederates inflict pain at Battle of Poison Spring, 1864. Like "The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere", this would have made a great poem also.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #11
William Dawes warns of British attack, 1775. But Paul Revere rushed to put out pamphlets that didn't mentioned Dawes!
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #10
In 2004: Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero ordered a withdrawal of Spanish troops from Iraq. Before this, no one knew that Spain had troops in Iraq.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #9
In 1955, physicist Albert Einstein died in Princeton, N.J., at age 76. U.S. government scientists outbid Ripleys for his brain.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #8
In 1954, Gamal Abdel Nasser nosed to power as he became prime minister of Egypt.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #7
In 1949, the Republic of Ireland was proclaimed. It wasn't until 1950 that anyone could understand exactly what they had proclaimed in thick dialect.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #6
In 1942, The first World War II edition of The Stars and Stripes was published as a weekly newspaper. No one knows how they came up with such a name.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #5 (2)
In 1923, the first game was played at the original Yankee Stadium in New York. It took Babe Ruth ten years to build it but it called "The House That Ruth Built" for many years.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #5
In 1923, the first game was played at the original Yankee Stadium in New York. At first the right field fence was only 100 feet from home plate as Yanks loaded up on Lefties.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #4
In 1906, a devastating earthquake struck San Francisco. Many survivors blamed it on "all that fracking for gold."
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #3
In 1831, the University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa was officially opened. Two students attended the first year as few had even completed Elementary school.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History #2
In 1775, Paul Revere began his famous ride from Charlestown to Lexington, Mass., warning American colonists that the Finnish were coming. Then had to change it to 'British' & do ride a second time.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Today in History
On April 18, 1934, the first laundromat (called a "Washateria") was opened by John F. Cantrell in Fort Worth, Texas. Over a dozen customers complain about missing a sock.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1315
Snoops: Despite their cuteness, a sea monkey will bite off a child's finger in a second.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Book Title Already Used by Former Secretary of State.
Hillary upset that book publishers didn't tell her.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
New Americans turn to goats to address food demand.
We're eating everything and becoming more like goats every day.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
CBSNEWS: Tough road to Senate for Sebelius.
Everyone's already tired of hearing the name. It's starting to sound like Bush, Clinton.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
WVA Dem Joe Manchin eyes exit.
People Tired of Country Slipping! Company stinks after three days, politicians stink after 8 years.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
REPORT: Why There Will Be Robot Uprising.
"We are building our own downfall", says scientist.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Another Day Another Earthquake
This time it's a 7.5 earthquake in Mexico.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Poll Shows No Gain in Brotherhood
Half of population of the earth would have the other half disappear.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Ukrainian Jews Seek Extra Security After Anti-Semitic Incident.
People as prejudice as ever. Nothing changes. What happened to the Age of Aquarius?
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Think I'd Cancel This One
VP & selfie-taker Joe Biden is scheduled to appear at a "Creativity Conference" next month with Bryan Singer, acclaimed Hollywood director who is being sued for allegedly sexually assaulting a minor.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1314
Snoops: Third big fat woman stuck in NYC revolving door this week. Stores are going to have to make wider doors.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1313
Snoops: No one can jump up into the air for longer than three minutes. Try it. More like 2 seconds but some people are lighter on their feet.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1312
Snoops: A man will shave 20-25,000 times in his life. So grow a beard and have a little fun for a change.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1311
Snoops: Although a cat recognizes your voice and seem to know what you want, they usually choose to ignore it unless it is about food.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1310
Snoops: The reason that WalMart has their pet food at one end of the store and groceries at the other is because they think we don't get enough exercise, so we have to walk all over the store.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1309
Snoops: Which one came first the chicken or the egg? Well, eggs are for breakfast & chicken for dinner. It's according to when you eat.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
Depp thinks the tech in 'Transcendence' is 'close to being reality,' but he also smokes a lot of pot
Actor Johnny Depp, who in between films must've earned a degree in astro-physics, feels that the technology in the film Transcendence is close to being an everyday thing. Sort of like pot in Colorado.
written by Lyndon, 18 April 2014
Heathen Holland invaded by Germans!
the Dutch do not celebrate Good Friday, but the Germans do so on this sad day Germans invade Holland searching for Jerusalem in a Koffie Shop!
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Jesus admits he did not die on Good Friday!
Through a medium, Jesus has come out of his tomb and admitted that he did not die on Good Friday, it was actually a Jewish hippie hanging on the cross, ask Brian!
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Ukrainian Jews sent to Israel!
Russians are deporting Ukrainian Jews to Israel, however Israel doesn't want them, but Palestinia have offered them a home!
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Rooney's broken toe is not!
Wayne Rooney admitted he had no broken toe, he just bottled in Bayern!
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"Lost" Survivor Reunion Show Had Been Planned
Hollywood-Rumors abounded in Tinseltown about an anticipated "Lost" Reunion TV episode. Apparently,it was not to be, because producer J.J.Abrams misplaced the list of actors in a magnetic force field.
written by Trinculoman, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1308
Snoops: Laura Bush says she is so ashamed when at a family gathering when George makes a run for the pool yelling, "Last "Last one in starts a nucklar war!"
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1307
Snoops: For a donation, a poor family in Appalachia will name a baby after you.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1306
Snoops: To prove their loyalty, a true follower, a Greenpeace member will swallow a peach seed just before they die.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1305
Snoops: Scientists are puzzled as Jimmy Hoffa's body comes up in the La Brea Tar Pits.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1304
Snoops: The first time Roy Rogers yodeled, he spooked Dale Evans horse, Buttermilk, and caused Pat Brady's jeep, Nelly Bell, to backfire.
written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
