Wisdom From Queen Hotsy Totsy
During the late 1800s you were forbidden to take about sex in private. Many little children were forced to eat soap.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Jimmy Carter knocks Hillary Clinton-President Obama foreign policy
"They have pretty well placed John Kerry in a situation he can'r win. Wonder why that is?"
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Pope: Forgive church for sexual abuse
And maybe they will stop, or at least, slow down.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Hillary Clinton dodges shoe during Las Vegas speech #2
"It's nothing", she tells reporters. "You should have been with me in Bosnia!"
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Pediatrician gets prison for 'waterboarding' stepdaughter
Washington: Where do people get all these weird ideas?
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1238
Snoops: The Manx cat is called that because he comes from the island of Wales!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1237
Snoops: In grade school and your name is Percival, it might as well be Chickenshit.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1236
Snoops: The population of Australia doubled after a naked woman was discovered there in 1850. Also, some gold.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1235
Snoops: The Honduras is the only Central American Country that doesn't have a volcano. They have to import all their lava lamps!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1234
Snoops: Monkey wrenches are adjustable wrenches used for building monkey bars.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1233
Snoops: A wolf and a werewolf have the same number of teeth, 42!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1232
Snoops: It has been estimated that between 1800 and 1900, over 10,000 Americans have been kicked to death or "addled for life" from the kick of a mule.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1231
Snoops: A Think Tank in Texas has been trying to create a Chupacabra. We made a jackalope, we will make a Chupacabra!"
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
'Cherry tree from space' mystery baffles Japan
It keeps asking us to feed it! It's very insistent.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Special Ed Student Who Secretly Recorded Bullies Accused of Felony Wiretapping.
Only the government is allowed to do anything illegal!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Lawmaker: Cattle Roundup 'Reminded Me Of Tiananmen Square'.
"I hope this doesn't happen here, because all it takes is one uniting incident."
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Bundy Ranch Supporters Next Battle Cry?
After Waco, did the government not learn anything. Force merely units foe!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
County Commissioner Says Bundy Ranch Supporters 'Better Have Funeral Plans'.
Bundy Ranch supporters round cattle back up that stated seized?
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Attkisson: When I'd Begin Investigating an Obama Scandal, CBS Would Pull Me Off...
First socialism, then Government-controlled media! America headed toward civil war over peoples rights?
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
If the shoe fits. . . .
During a speech in Las Vegas this week, eternal presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hit by a shoe thrown by a heckler. On the shoe was written, "Benghazi!"
written by Gee Pee, 11 April 2014
Brendan Rodgers plans to 'unleash' fans on Man City
"It'll be just like the 80's" He said at the press conference "hundreds of copites with bats and knives looking to inflict damage on anyone who gets in their way."
written by John_L, 11 April 2014
Hospital Sued After Miscue
Man sues hospital and doctor after they allegedly forgot to remove his appendix during his appendectomy. Found later when problems developed.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #13
1961 - Bob Dylan makes his 1st appearance at Folk City, Greenwich Village. Booed for using electric harmonica.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #12
1963 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site. Big crowd comes out to see the show!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #11
1936 - Rodgers & Hart's musical "On Your Toes" premieres in NYC (to a standing ovation).
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Dog Throwing Legal
The Republic of Grotopofroof, situated somewhere in Europe, has become the first country to legalise dog throwing. This is a sport recently invented where dogs are thrown over a cliff to make money.
written by whatinthe world, 11 April 2014
Today in History #10
1906 - Albert Einstein, after telling his own relatives, introduces his Theory of Relativity.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #9
1890 - Ellis Island designated as an immigration station. They went from there to Conjunction Junction for next function.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #8
Dutch prince William of Orange flees from Antwerp to Pip of Tangerine.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #7
President Carter hosts White House Easter egg roll, 1977. Rabbit chases President back into White House.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #5
In 1979, Idi Amin was deposed as president of Uganda as rebels and exiles backed by Tarzan forces seized control.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #4
In 1951, President Harry S. Truman relieved Gen. Douglas MacArthur of his commands in the Far East. MacArthur says they don't deserve him, anyway.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #3
In 1921, Iowa became the first state to impose a cigarette tax, at 2 cents a package, doubling the price.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History #2
On April 11, 1814, Napoleon Bonaparte abdicated as Emperor of the French and was banished to the island of Elba. Napoleon returned after saying he didn't have enough "Elba Room".
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Today in History
In 1689, William III and Mary II were crowned as joint sovereigns of Britain: "William & Marry II 1/2"
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
81% of Americans 100 or Older Are Women.#2
Women: It's about time the men helped in efforts at Population control!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
81% of Americans 100 or Older Are Women.
Men seem unconcerned. "Don't want 20 years in a nursing home", say several.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Senator: Feds 'Overreaching' in Nevada Ranch Stand-off
Family: 'Wake up America...they are taking everything from us'...Militia Members Arrive from other states.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
UN fights texting and driving.
But nothing said about not paying for thousands of their parking tickets.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Washington: We are not 'going down the rat hole'
"Too many down there already. We wouldn't fit."
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
With all the Symbolism in politicians, Agents needed!
In order to keep their names in the news, several hollywood agents may be hired soon. "Everything now is symbolism, no substance", most Americans agree.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Harry Reid to hold rare Friday Senate session -- to do nothing.
"I know that it's for nothing but I need my name in the news. Thanks."
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Senator: 'Deliberate Plan by President' to Collapse Law Enforcement System.
"Things are getting out of hand everywhere. This President is out to ruin the whole country.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Denver public schools recruiting illegals to teach.
Students say they cannot understand them. Several going to home schooling.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Sheriffs warn cartel violence spilling across border.
With the White House confusion, Drug Lords are coming into the U.S. and planning their own territories.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Second Shoe Was For Luck
After Hillary Clinton dodges first show a second shoe, a horseshoe, was a ringer. Thrower tells police it was for luck.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
So what do President Obama and Prime Minister Cameron have in common (apart from jelly backs)
Calumny and detraction.
written by whatinthe world, 11 April 2014
Secretary Sebelius Has Resigned from HHS But Will Soon Be Again In Charge
Although Sebelius will be out of the HHS job soon, President Obama has bigger plans for her. She will be in charge of developing computer software to track all the mail the Post Office has ever lost.
written by Trinculoman, 11 April 2014
Madonna To Outdo Cyrus With New Dance
"Forget the Twerk! Join me in " The Screaming Meemies"!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Kirsty Alley Weight Loss Secret?
"They combined my small intestine to my large intestine and made me an all-medium intestine!"
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
San Francisco Airport Photo In Al Qaeda Mag Raises Concerns
Especially the big red X across the middle!
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Tech Sector Leads Broad Market Selloff
We knew it was coming. Too many props, say insiders.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Fed-Up Eric Holder Rips Congress #2
'And that's just their good points!'
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
Fed-Up Eric Holder Rips Congress
'Unprecedented, Unwarranted, Ugly and Divisive'. Translation: I guess I'm next on the chopping block.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
IT'S OVER: Sebelius to resign as health secretary.
Too much evidence. Falls on sword this evening.
written by Bureau, 11 April 2014
