Lois Lerner is Going to the Internet to Raise Funds for Her Legal Expenses
Lerner, Queen of Taking the 5th while Subverting the 1st, is desparate to raise money for escalating legal bills. She's opened a 'Lois Takes It Off' website but only customer signed up is Larry King.
written by Trinculoman, 10 April 2014
Russian Economy is Being Undercut by Significant Capital Drain
Moscow-Additional billions in capital exited Russia during March. Pretty soon Thug-in-Chief Putin will be changing the Russian currency from the ruble to wolf turds. Talk about exponential inflation!
written by Trinculoman, 10 April 2014
Local Library System Draws Few Illiterate Patrons
The Metro Library reports that few of its patrons are illiterate. "Most people who come in here can read" said one librarian. "The others come in to take a shit or because they think we're the DMV."
written by Catchthisdrift, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1230
Snoops: Because of the popularity of Dr. Spock, Mr. Spock on the first Star Trek was almost called, Mr. Spunky".
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1229
Snoops: In Iraq, they now draw straws over who gets to be the next Chief of Police.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1228
Snoops: Confused priest in Detroit began his last rites over still another body with.."Uh..Umm..You have the right to remain silent..ahem."
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1227
Snoops: Former President Jimmy Carter says that the reason he could never hold a beer conference is because "you'd never get Billy to go home."
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1226
Snoops: Chimpanzees hug each other but they look around first to see if anybody is watching, especially the old lady.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1225
Snoops: Cracker Barrel Monkeys have sued the Pizza chain, The Cracker Barrel of Monkeys!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1224
Snoops: You can judge the age of a horse by checking its teeth. But don't use your fingers.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
True Facts From Snoops #1223
Snoops: Some scientists say the Loch Ness Monster is the last o it's kind and only appears from time to time because it gets lonesome.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Colorado Pot Sales Dropping Fast #2
"here are too many home-made and home gown stuff out there in the public. Even doctor prescribed meds are causing traffic cops more trouble than smoking pot according to latest stats.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Colorado Pot Sales Dropping Fast
"I think people had higher expectations if you'll pardon the pun", stated one law officer.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
83 people sick on cruise ship
That's 3,984 thus far for 2014, 300 less than this time last year.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #17
1972 - US, USSR & 70 other nations agree to ban biological weapons. This is why there are no biological weapons today.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #16
1953 - "House of Wax", 1st 3-D movie, released (NYC)Half the audience lose their popcorn and candy.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #15
1930 - Synthetic rubber 1st produced. Women with 12-16 children. "What took you so long?"
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #14
1841 - New York Tribune begins publishing under editor Horace Greeley. First issue advises "Go West Young Man". "And send us back some wild stories!"
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #13
1825 - 1st hotel in Hawaii opens, The Don Ho-Tel!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #12
Safety pin patented by Walter Hunt (NYC); sold rights for $400. Died from lockjaw after pin prick!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #11
1710 - The first law regulating copyright is issued in Great Britain. Smithwicks Premium Irish Ale created. First Irish Ale not made from potatoes.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #10
847 - St Leo IV begins his reign as The 'Lion-Hearted' Catholic Pope.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #9
837 - Comet 1P/837 F1 (Halley) approaches within 0.0334 AUs of Earth. Often described at the time as "What Is That?" Several committed suicide because they were afraid they would die.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #8
Apr 10, 1866 ASPCA is founded. ostly for horses and farm animals which were treated cruelly by some. Expression, "Jackass" now also applied to some humans as well as animals.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #7
Poll reveals that public approval of Vietnam policy is down to 10 percent. 1970
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #6
Paul McCartney announces the breakup of the Beatles, 1970. Ten million youths wail and beat their breast, many throwing dust into the air.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #5
The Gift of the Magi is published, 1906. Many bought a copy as a Gift to give to family and friends the following Christmas. (And received a copy in return).
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #4
Zapata assassinated in Mexico, 1919. "Zapata situation down there", stated former Mexican, then U.S. citizen.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #3
General Lee gives final address to troops, 1865. We fought hard with empty guns and guts, I will always be proud of you!"
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History #2
Hertz rental car founder born, 1879. To give company a good reputation, hired O.J. Simpson for most of their commercials.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Today in History
John Paul Jones sets out to raid British ships. Sailed from France and sunk ships carrying supplies to soldiers sent to fight in American Revolution.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
New drones 'perch' on power lines to recharge, never have to land.
However, they do bring down the power lines and cause blackouts.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Total Tax Revenue 13% Below Estimates.
This could hurt the far underestimated cost of Politicians income.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Not As Many People Buying Recreational Pot As Predicted...
Much too easy to grow your own. Go walks some corn crops and wooded areas in the south.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
New Dummy Books Coming Out in Washington
"How To Make Enemies Around the World", "How to Tell the Truth Every Once in Awhile", How Much Money Can I Skim Off This One" and "Secrets to Keeping Wife Unaware of Secretary". More to Come.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Holder: Gun Owners Should Wear A 'Bracelet To Use Their Weapon...
Another great idea from Washington. Teens will ALL wear bracelets as new fad. In fact, anyone who comes close to a gun will be wearing bracelets...just in case they pick gun up to look at.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Eric Holder blames race for their troubles.
No, most of your race and mine are honest people. However, many become crooks once they get into political office. Do not blame your problems on your race.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Number of Starbucks Rise Again
CEO: Our aim is to have a Starbucks on every block of every town!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Population of rural America declines.#2
Gas prices at $4.00 now, cost of living away from cities getting hard er do.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Population of rural America declines...
"Living off the land" easy to claim, harder to accomplish!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
'Anti-radiation belt' developed for nuke emergencies...
"While it prevents harmful radiation, it allows 'good' radiation to turn normal person into another "Spiderman".
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
CA man confesses to 40 killings...
Is there a contest that we know nothing about?
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
One million buried in mass graves on forbidden New York island.
I guess their records could be used for voting purposes. Otherwise they are the unknown. How Many other huge burial spots are there?
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Obama unconcerned by history.#2
Apparently, not too concerned about the present, either!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Anarchy Rules Okay
US President Barack Obama has just signed legislation abolishing all forms of law enforcement in continental America. Experts predict the resultant anarchy to begin probably about NOW. Flee!!!
written by whatinthe world, 10 April 2014
Obama unconcerned by history...
Then we are doomed to repeat it! He doesn't appear concerned about the present either.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Wisdom of Queen Hotsy Totsy
When I signed my name on the back of my drivers license about donating my body parts, I just assumed it meant after I died. I hope Tootin comes home before they come for me. He likes my parts.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Wisdom of Queen Hotsy Totsy
"Heres a tip. If the Duke of Earl invites you over during the Holidays, avoid the Carp Nog!"
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Wisdom From Queen Hotsy Totsy
"Housework done properly can kill you. Except for the bed. "Do the bed work well and you'll continue to ring his bell!"
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Wisdom From King Rootin Tootin #62
"If your name is Ralph, it might as well be Jake."
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Kerry 'betrayed & surprised' by McCain onslaught
McCain hurt to the quick by Kerry's response. Kerry cries like a baby over McCain insults. McCain: Kerry has broken his heart. Tune in today for "As The Blame Turns". Obama: Well for crying out loud!
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
Wisdom From King Rootin Tootin #61
A man may work from sun to sun but a woman's work is never done. So we wind up doing it. Better let that pass. Hotsy Totsy will deny me. She's special. Called me the other day to get our phone number.
written by Bureau, 10 April 2014
