NASA stored Brazilian metadata of millions of web users for one whole year
Eventually it was vaporized in deep space after ejection from International Space Station toilet
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Google used smartass accountants to avoid £150m UK tax
Expect imminent nomination for Nobel Fiction Prize
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Double whammy as Hillary Clinton TV mini-series and documentary back on cutting room floor
Studio bosses suggest she auditions for role in new remake of the Addams Family
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
BP faces $18bn, fine
CEO redrafts statement, saying exorbitant charges 'definitely not fine'
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Space Station astronauts use robotic arms
New mechanical space guns are pre-programmed to shoot down alien craft
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Ex-Sun hack charged over mobile...
er, mobile home that is, forgot to get his road tax
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Duck boat fire on River Thames claims more fatalities
Nearly 200 mallards frazzled to cinders as surviving chicks vow to take the Tube next time
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Mortgage approvals his new fove year high
Borrowers increasingly using their loans to bankroll lucrative home-grown skunk farms
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Two ex-Popes to be made saints in April next year
That's April 1st, in case you wondered
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Sheikh McTomb-Raider orders emergency horse drugs seizure inquiry
Great idea! And the junior wife is carrying out the probe, just to keep it in the family.
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Turkish PM Recep Tayyip Erdogan removes ban on neckties
Anyone caught not wearing one will get five years and a very sore neck
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
More human waste discovered in plush central London garden square
Locals are blaming Romanian migrants who were given free repatriation plane tickets home last month and are back with a vengeance
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Osborne aims for surplus of budgies by 2020
Think 'Surfeit of Lampreys' with bright yellow feathers to get his drift
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
Tories promise to scrap Labour's Human Frights Act if re-elected
A replacement Tory Frights Act is being drafted as we go to press
written by queen mudder, 30 September 2013
O'Bama... "Our Real Enemy".
Explaining cuts in Health Care O'Bama has announced; "CIA intelligence has at last unearthed our real enemy. It is not Islam as we thought. It is Christianity."
written by Auntie Matter, 30 September 2013
Sven Gorran-Errikson puts himself forward for the England womens team job
"I have watched them play and they are very - how you say - very talented" said the bespectacled Swedish coach.
John Terry has offered to help with the coaching.
written by radiogagger, 30 September 2013
Irish PM: right time, wrong place
The Irish Prime Minister has landed to a good reception at Paris Airport, which is fine considering he was intending to land at Heathrow Airport. An investigation is under way by the Foreign office.
written by whatinthe world, 30 September 2013
