Rooney begs for transfer to Everton!
Wayne Rooney has demanded a transfer back to Everton because he just cannot stand "monkey off his back" Moyes. After yesterdays result several gorillas were seen jumping around Old Trafford!
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West Brom plant banana skin under Moyes!
West Brom asked Moyes to slip on a banana skin and he fell for it, literally. The Baggies bagged United by the balls and afterwards monkey Moyes begged for a one way ticket back to Liverpool!
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