Cougar MILFs Losing Interest in Justus Beaver
Moms of teen girls used to go to Justus Beaver concerts to try to get close to him, but no more.
Explained one: "After he's been with that Serena Gonedz, I can't foresee teaching him anything new!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 22 September 2013
Syrian Military Denies Use of Nerve Gas
Syrian leader Basher de Sade has denied that his troops used nerve gas against civilians.
"We fart a lot. Blame our diet of lentils, hummus, and garlic. Is this against the Geneva Convention?"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 22 September 2013
