Crockstar Games to Release "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?"
After the hugely successful debut of "Gran Thief Otto 17" today, Crockstar Games has announced that they will be releasing "So, You Wanna Be A Rapist?" just in time for the upcoming holiday season.
written by Moose, 17 September 2013
Chicago Water Supply In Jeopardy... Republicans Push For Another Bail Out
Scientists have determined that Lake Michigan will soon be empty due to erosion of Niagara Falls. Chicago currently gets 83% of their water from the lake. Republicans push for another bail-out.
written by Moose, 17 September 2013
New Jersey Boardwalk Fire Will Be Ruled "Accidental"
Investigators have determined that the fire last week on the boardwalk in Seaside Park, was not set intentionally, according to the person who was seen running from the fire with an empty gas can.
written by Moose, 17 September 2013
