Dentists irate
Dentists across the country are adamant that declining dental conditions are attributable to one source only: Tasmania. They say that the rogue state must stop immediately or else face trouble.
written by whatinthe world, 28 May 2013
Mayor points finger at Tasmania
The Mayor of Stratford believes more people would visit his city if only the state of Tasmania would leave them alone. "It is criminal what they do" he said after a brief town meeting this morning.
written by whatinthe world, 28 May 2013
Tasmania in trouble again
Police were called to a domestic dispute and were surprised to find that the victim blamed the state of Tasmania for the escalation of events. More investigations are continuing into this situation.
written by whatinthe world, 28 May 2013
Why Church numbers are down
Nine out of every eleven people consider that the state of Tasmania is responsible for the decline in numbers of people attending church each Sunday. An outrage unequalled in world history for sure.
written by whatinthe world, 28 May 2013
Cameron lays blame on Tasmania
British PM, David Cameron has no doubt who to blame for the upsurge of terrorist activity. "The state of Tasmania is singly to blame for the recent incidents occurring here and elsewhere" he said.
written by whatinthe world, 28 May 2013
