Orang-utans sue Boris Johnson!
Borneo orang-utans are suing the London Mayor, baboon Boris Johnson, because he claims he looks like them. What a f+++++g insult!
written by unknown
Ed Miliband egged by voter.
Nice to see in these tough economic times, people can still afford to waste food for a good cause.
written by radiogagger, 08 May 2012
Will Smith says he supports Obama's call for higher taxes on top earners
Well, that's mighty white of … er, thanks for the sacrifice, Will
written by JAB, 08 May 2012
CIA derails plot with al-Qaida underwear bomb
Experts are picking apart a sophisticated new al-Qaida underwear bomb to figure out whether the skid marks match the one that failed to detonate aboard a jetliner over Detroit on Christmas 2009.
written by JAB, 08 May 2012
Dentists rip off NHS with fraudulent claims
Many claim for complicated treatment like crowns when only fillings or check-ups were done. And some are even inventing patients to rake in more money from the NHS.
"Let's not upset them though..eh?"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
Sex fiend caged... but only for attack No31
One was let off 31 times, before finally being banged up.
"Hang um!"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
Madeleine McCann: Police follow-up new clues
Madeleine McCann: Police are following up fresh clues from a potential sighting on Spain's Costa del Sol.
"I still think something stinks about this crime!"
written by Inchcock, 08 May 2012
Potential Campaign 2012 Issue
Aliens from Planet X have both a penis and a vagina. Democratic and Republican Congressional members are in a quandary as to how same sex marriage legislation would affect immigrant aliens!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
Natural Gas Production
Dinosaur flatulence & belching may have caused the world to grow warmer 200 million years ago. Now that human's rule, rabid environmentalists want to ban eating beans, legumes & gas producing foods!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
Socialist Hollande Defeats Conservative Sarkozy
A French historian indicates that in five years Louie VIX or Napoleon V may run for president, dependent on the state of France's economy
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
Close But No Cigar
VP Biden said I'm "absolutely comfortable" with gay marriage. He then added, why shouldn't married people be as happy as single people?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
It's an Election Year Stupid
President Obama attended a fund raiser at a Cuban restaurant, located next to a Catholic Church in Spanish Harlem, hosted by the black owners, employing women chefs and a gay/lesbian wait staff!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
A Shaggy Horse Story
A year study is to determine if a Florida Seahorse is endangered. Vice President Biden wants the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) to just ship them to Montana with the rest of the Mustangs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
Obama Wants More Time
President Obama began his official re-election campaign on June 5, 2012. Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney says President Obama began his unofficial re-election campaign on January 21, 2009.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 08 May 2012
Vera Lynn Reveals Secret Regret
I wish I had never shagged Von Richthofen - it was a moment of weakness that led inevitably to my big hit single "White Cliffs of Dover" but you will have to buy my autobiography to find out why".
written by Blazing Saddle, 08 May 2012
