Today in 1840 Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky born
If his father hadn't, at 18:12 precisely in celebration at his birth, thrown the nut crackers into the swan lake while his mother was sleeping beautifully, he might have grown up to be a plumber
written by Frank Unreasoning, 07 May 2012
Sarkozy lost because he preferred German black bread!
The real reason for Sarkozy losing was; he told the world that he preferred German black bread to the French baguette and Merkel agreed that her bread has much more "dough" in it!
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Pope issues fatwah on spoofers head!
The Pope has issued a Fatwah on a Spoofers head who dared mention the fact in his book that Jesus was actually a man! This is an "Unacceptable truth" and should be buried just like the Da Vinci one!
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Heathrow offer 'queue-jumping' service to wealthy passengers
or 'Speedy Boarding' as Easyjet call it
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Austerity Welcomes Return of Bob-a-Job Week
In these times of austerity, it is great to see that the Boy Scouts of bringing back Bob-a-job week, especially popular in Scotland where people will be able to get their cars washed for only 5p.
written by IN SEINE, 07 May 2012
"Is dat a bomb in your pocket bejasus!!
Worker smuggles fake bomb onto Olympic Park......says it all regarding UK homeland security!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 May 2012
Tulisa vows 'naughty days' are behind her as she turns to God
Mind you, even he'd seen her sex tape on the internet.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Big Breaths?
Do-nothing-Dave Cameroon 'Gets the message' after local election massacre.........if that's the case then why is he still breathing?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 May 2012
Scientists Reckon Dinosaurs Caused Climate Change
According to research by UK scientists, Dinosaurs produced 520 million tonnes of flatulence a year.
No wonder they're extinct. Imagine the pong.
Apparently the Fartosaurus was the worst culprit.
written by Simon Saunders, 07 May 2012
Lady GaGa is a direct derivitive linkage to the DaDa Art Movement in Sweden claims internet user
He can't back it up though.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Motherwell? Not too bad thanks.
Motherwell, currently in 3rd place in the SPL, look like they will qualify for next seasons Champions League, because of Rangers ongoing financial problems.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
The Only Way is Essex
Ronnie O'Sullivan leads Ali Carter 10-7 in the World Snooker Championship Final in Sheffield.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Title race not over says Sir Alex Ferguson.
They thought it was three weeks ago, but it wasn't, now it nearly is, but not till next sunday - when we can, without doubt say 'it is now'
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Tottenham must be bold in transfer market says Harry Redknapp
And not just on their Stationary.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Premier League; Newcastle 0 Man City 2
Looking foggy on the Tyne for 2nd place Man United now.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Blackburn boss Steve Kean 'surprised' to face relegation
Just you on that one Steve.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
Snooki Posts Bizarre Pregnancy Photo
watching the snooker with her unborn child.
written by radiogagger, 07 May 2012
625 public sector jobs have been axed every day since Coalition formed!
625 public sector jobs had been axed every day since the general election in May 2010.
"Oh nice... thanks Mr Cameron!"
written by Inchcock, 07 May 2012
