Victoria Beckham Actually Not What You See In Photographs!
"By the time I've twisted myself into "Fuck - a camera pose" - my brain has no time to get me to smile", says Victoria.
Personally, I don't give a fuck.
written by Blazing Saddle, 31 May 2012
Dutch Clown Prince stuck in a boggy situation!
Clown Prince Willem-Alexander has thrown a bog at a Dutch bog-throwing contest and now he's ashamed of doing it because millions haven't even got one to sit on let alone throw!
written by unknown
BNP Leader Nick Griffin
has been banned from a school sportsday after refusing to take part in a mixed race.
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
Wikipedia crashed earlier today
after an eight letter word appeared in The Sun
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
Queen to sue Tetleys over copyright infringement
she is said to be demanding Royal Teas
written by asphyxiation, 31 May 2012
"Five Wives" Vodka to Be Rebranded
"Five Wives" vodka once deemed as insulting to Mormons has now been rebranded "Four Wives". Now it is widely used in Muslim nations. It has proved to be a hit for producers, Ogden's Distillery.
written by IN SEINE, 31 May 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 67
"Women Urged To Conserve Manpower"
by
U. Singh Boyce
written by IN SEINE, 31 May 2012
The Hunt's Joke
I tried my hardest to hinder Murdoch but I was undermined by my Special Assistant without me knowing!
written by j.w., 31 May 2012
