Survivor to release a GM song
Survivor, the 80s Pop-rock band, are to release a song to highlight the dangers of genetic engineering, it is called The Eye of the Liger
written by IainB, 26 May 2012
Quakers Banned!
The Obama administration has forbidden the Quakers from coming anywhere near the San Andreas fault!
written by raburcke, 26 May 2012
Ignorance A-level pass rates soar
Students taking Ignorance A-Level have surpassed themselves this year, with nearly 70% getting A* in Ignorance. "We don't know why the other 40% failed," said one Ignorance lecturer.
written by IainB, 26 May 2012
Recycling the Gascoigne way
When asked why he drinks so much, Paul Gascoigne explained that it is because we have been told to recycle as much as we can. "I don't want to waste the contents," he said. "So I drink them first."
written by IainB, 26 May 2012
Coalition dissolves itself after Government
vows to outlaw arranged marriages
written by asphyxiation, 26 May 2012
A Diamond Jubilee Assassin was arrested
at Heathrow Airport yesterday. It is believed he was tempted out of retirement by the recent price rise on the Queens Head to 60p
written by asphyxiation, 26 May 2012
See here
LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! I'm drowning in a sea of platitudes!
written by whatinthe world, 26 May 2012
Helpful Household Hints:
When not needed, place taller children at the rear of closets with smaller children in front.
written by Adam Click, 26 May 2012
