Gordon Ramsay Was Originally a Film Star
A little known fact... Gordon Ramsay actually appeared in the blockbuster Star Wars. He played the character R2-D2. Hence that is the reason why every word he spoke was bleeped out.
written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2012
Prehistoric tortoise as big as small car but slow as a turtle
Harfold State College has discovered the fossilized remains of a tortoise about the same size as a Honda Fit. The trouble was that it was too slow to get out of the way of dinosaur farts so it died.
written by Lyndon, 19 May 2012
Bad Headline: Number 107
53-YEAR-OLD POLICEMAN IS FOUND UNCONSCIOUS BY HIS BICYCLE
written by IN SEINE, 19 May 2012
Nick Clegg: Lib Dem plan 'for fairer Britain'
Oddly enough, that also happens to be the BNP's plan!
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Phoenix-area man hits $1 million jackpot six times!
The Glendale man claimed six $1 million prizes after purchasing six Powerball tickets with the same winning numbers late last month.
He does not want his name revealed!
"I bet he doesn't!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
American lard eaten after 64 years!
A German pensioner received a tin of American lard 64 years ago in an aid package has only just tasted it!
Food safety experts, said the pig fat was still safe to eat.
"American quality you see!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Wash. man bitten by rattlesnake at Idaho Wal-Mart!
Mica Craig, shopping in the garden department of a Lewiston store when he was bitten Saturday. It latched onto his hand and that he screamed, he managed to shake loose the snake & stomped it to death!
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas!
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun:
"The Seattle Police Department would like to take this opportunity to remind car prowlers that you shouldn't break in to something that's nachos!"
written by Inchcock, 19 May 2012
