Rangers' Ticketus deal goes Tittus Uppus
The clubs administrators will terminate their contract over future season ticket sales.
Ticketus are owed around £27 million by Craig Whyte.
Good luck recovering the money.
written by Simon Saunders, 18 May 2012
Founding editor of Ceefax dies aged 85
For more details go to Ceefax page 120.
Then wait for ten minutes while you go through all the other stories on that page before getting to the one you want.
written by Simon Saunders, 18 May 2012
Santander Bank downgraded by credit agencies.
And they didn't even mention the customer service!
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Aston Villa line up Andre Villas-Boas as manager
Salary package includes an Aston martin car and a holiday Villa in the sun.
(So it's not anywhere near Birmingham then)
Transfer targets include French midfielder Yann M-Vila
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Facebook valued at $100 billion after NASDAQ launch
The new interim Greek government have sent a friend request to newly wedged billionaire Mark Zuckerberg.
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
New Biography Claims Obamas Were On Brink Of Divorce
Barrack was going to divorce Michelle and propose to Oprah.
Until someone told him he wasn't Oprah's type...
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Facebook go public at $38 per share
The company is now valued at over $100 billion, with Mark Zuckberg's personal stake over $20 billion.
Which means he can finally afford to buy suit and 'chuck the hoodie'
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Bratwurst, Bavarian beer and Lederhosen on the Chelsea menu!
Win or lose, Chelsea players have promised to don their lederhosen and knickerbockers, get pissed on Bavarian beer and have the party of a lifetime in Munich; their WAGS are being left at home!
written by unknown
Sometimes They Come Back!!!!!
Alan Partridge (Steve Coogan) to make a return to SKY TV...god help us all, I thought we had seen the last of this deadbeat would-be-comedian!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 May 2012
What a stink!
Adele wins another award to add to all the other awards she wins each week...this time it was the ongoing Crap Award for producing a prize dump!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 May 2012
Cameron upset
"You f...ing mongel, f..ck off!!" cried British PM David Cameron as a car accidently crossed into his path while he was riding his bicycle near Hyde Park in London. Cameron will probably sue them.
written by whatinthe world, 18 May 2012
Wossa U boat Grandad?
Commenting on upcoming Queens Jubilee 'boat show' mad London Mayor Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson said: "It will be like Dunkirk"....really Boris, so 30,000 will die while Stukas bomb them then?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 May 2012
Llama Drama.
After Paul the Octopus at the 2010 World Cup, a football mad llama has been tipped to become the next match-predicting global phenomenon after correctly guessing the result of the FA Cup final.
Lame
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
The Pain In Spain.
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has admitted he would welcome the opportunity of playing in Spain.
No word yet on whether he'd take Kenny Dalglish with him as his PR man...
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Brendan Rodgers turns down Liverpool interview
Swansea boss Brendan Rodgers is not interested in speaking to Liverpool about their vacant managerial position.
He has told friends joining a club like Liverpool would be a backward step for him.
written by radiogagger, 18 May 2012
Truck crashes on NY highway, spills 18 tons of Greek yogurt!
"I hope this doesn't affect the Greek economy too much!"
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
Man wakes up moments before his funeral!
Mourners at the funeral of a 'dead' Egyptian waiter were stunned when he woke up moments before the burial.
Bit like Nick Clegg?
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
Francois Hollande, has total assets nearing £1million!
Monsieur Francois Hollande, who 'dislikes' the rich - has three homes worth £1million!
"Nearly as much as Cameron's!"
written by Inchcock, 18 May 2012
Bank of Odin Robbed, Suspects use hearse as getaway vehicle
Cash with a total amount of ten million dollars was taken from the bank by robbers who were reported to use a hearse from a nearby morgue as a getaway vehicle.
written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby, 18 May 2012
Lead Sandwiches Available Elsewhere
Palestinian prisoners on a hunger strike in an Israeli jail reach agreement with the government to stop. If these 1600 Palestinian prisoners were in a Syrian jail they would all have been shot!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
Desperation Mode
The Obama reelection campaign is blaming former President GW Bush for the extinction of the dinosaurs, the lost continent of Atlantis and the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that destroyed Pompeii!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
Old Technology to the Rescue
White House staff BlackBerries are to be replaced with WWII walkie-talkies, contained in back packs, to save money and stop leaks. WH Press Secretary Carney is to carry the presidential units!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
That's Where the Money Is
Maryland's Democratic governor is raising taxes, vice cutting spending. Maryland's 3 million taxpayers are advised to forward all requests for funds to the governor at the state house in Annapolis!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
Get Off My Back and Onto Yours
State unionized employees in Maryland don't want a balanced budget via state spending cuts. They want the Democratic governor to raise taxes on the state's taxpayers to pay for their salary increases!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
Democratic Political Reelection Quiz
President Obama believes in _____. Fill in your answer based on which group the president is currently pandering to, to obtain votes and funding for his reelection campaign!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 18 May 2012
Police Issue Following Statement
Don't Stand So
Don't Stand So
Don't Stand So
Close To Me
written by asphyxiation, 18 May 2012
