Today in 1840 the first adhesive postage stamp issued
Before the prepaid 'Penny Black' was issued English postage stamps were fixed onto envelopes with a mixture of donkey dung and mud and the recipient paid for it with a dirty hall carpet
written by Frank Unreasoning, 01 May 2012
Today in 1978 the first SPAM email sent
Spiced meat SPAM was actually first invented in 1937, why did it take 41 years to think of distributing by post?
written by Frank Unreasoning, 01 May 2012
John Malkovitch denies housing benefit scam
"I have no idea how these people got inside my head" he told reporters last night.
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
Kylie Minogue to appear in adult version of childrens cartoon
Called Sponge Bob Hot Pants.
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
Manchester derby: Experts call for Investigation
Experts have called for racehorse owner Sir Alex Ferguson to be investigated after reports he used the whip several times on 11 donkeys in the Manchester area on Monday night around 10pm.
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
MAYDAY MAYDAY (part 3)
Weather experts warned of flooding in the North of England after uncontrollable outburst of tears in the Manchester area on Monday night around 9.57pm.
More as we get it...
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
John Terry denies racialling abusing Franz Ferdinand
"He doesn't even play in the Premier League!" said JT last night.
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
MAYDAY MAYDAY (part 2)
Russell Brand spotted protesting naked in Trafalger Square.
Looks like the marriage breakdown with Katy has finally hit him...
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
All these were invented by women!
Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
"Clever little things... pretty too!"
written by Inchcock, 01 May 2012
Australian women most likely to have sex!
According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
"Yahoo!"
written by Inchcock, 01 May 2012
Official: Want to cheer yourself up? Go for a walk in a cemetery!
Thinking about death can actually be a good thing as it leads people to bring positive changes to their lives and help others, a new report showed yesterday.
"I've always said so!"
written by Inchcock, 01 May 2012
MAYDAY MAYDAY (1)
Sinking ship spotted in Manchester! Women and children advised to leave the stadium, I mean ship first.
DONT PANIC!
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
Rupert Murdoch 'not a fit boss', say MPs
David Cameron is looking into the possibility of letting Rupert have a free pass to the House of Commons Gym...
written by radiogagger, 01 May 2012
"One flew over alright!"
Would be wannabe-cook-chef Heston 'Blofeld' Blumenthal named 'World's Best Chef'...by the inmates of Broadmoor High security wing!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 01 May 2012
"Wacko!"
MP's call for bad teachers to be paid less....that should save £millions overnight based on the demeaner of most of the teachers I've come across!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 01 May 2012
Man O Man it's City!
The Red Devils lost their satanic powers last night and were "Blue-n" away. United have now lost 2 titles; the most hated club in the UK and the other one; every negative has a positive!
written by unknown
I Must Be Dreaming! Woman Wins Lottery Twice!
Virginia Fike had the good fortune to buy not 1, but 2, tickets - both turned out to be $1m winners.
Officials presented her with a $2m cheque.
"Good for her!"
written by Inchcock, 01 May 2012
1923: Attorney General declared it is legal for women to wear trousers!
In 1923 the U.S. Attorney General declared it is legal for women to wear trousers.
"And many a man had regretted that ruling... women... huh!"
written by Inchcock, 01 May 2012
