Physicists would be much more "happening" if they searched for bosom, not boson, study
Harfold State College instructor of the course Funnybook Physics, Elwood Woodson, admitted that the recent excitement surrounding the Higgs Boson was the very reason why physicists didn't get laid.
written by Lyndon, 09 July 2012
Ofcom to investigate Big Brother
TV watchdog Ofcom are to investigate Channel 5 over racist abuse in the Big Brother house after 1,225 complaints.
1,225 complaints? I didn't know 1,225 people still watched Big Brother??!!
written by radiogagger, 09 July 2012
UK bans Ebony & Ivory!
T+++o's apart from being the UK's Nr 1 supermarket are also a bunch of pillocks. These days how can you price your black & white dolls differently? Morons? Even Ebony & Ivory goes too far!
written by unknown
Ebony & Ivory?
Potential race 'storm-in-a-teacup' over different priced dolls on sale in Tesco, a black one being £1 cheaper than the white one! That's nothing, just got a Chinese one for 99p!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 July 2012
1 Ton crocodile has been confirmed as the largest in captivity!
Bunawan: Scaring the population after attacks, it's the star attraction of a tourism park, and has drawn thousands of tourists.
"A bit like George Osborne... he scares the population!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
Philippine official dismissed after Facebook photo
Nueva Ecija was dismissed after Facebook photos showed him attending a high school reunion when he was supposed to be at work, for gross misconduct and dishonesty.
"The fool!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
MPs Bid for a Four Day Working Week!
Supporters claim the move will let MPs spend more time in their constituencies.
Some senior politicians have warned the idea will enrage voters.
"Damned right it would!"
written by Inchcock, 09 July 2012
A Cause and Effect
An advocacy group put up billboards in Chicago warning residents, "Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer." Outraged hot dog lovers then rectally implanted 68 wieners into the advocacy group members!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Name Changed
They used to be known as busybodies. Now they're called animal rights activists, endangered species organizations, vegans, the food police and rabid environmentalists!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Absolute Power Corrupts
Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) will do anything to stay in office, including manipulating an election. After 44 years he is the poster boy for term limits!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Mickey Mouse
A concert for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un featured Disney characters such as Mickey Mouse. No surprise as US Presidents from Harry Truman to Barack Obama consider NK a Mickey Mouse regime!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
More About Change
White House Press Secretary Carney announced the reason DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz is stepping down after the November elections is that she will become a Republican!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Doomed to Fail
Economically clueless Democratic liberal presidents, governors and mayors keep inventing useless kissy-kissy programs (with taxpayer money) instead of letting the private sector create jobs!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Incoming
US airlines report upsurge in advanced ticket reservations for Jan. 21, 2013 by Republicans, offshore oil drilling & pipeline experts, energy industry managers & job creators arriving Washington DC!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Outgoing
US airlines report upsurge in advanced ticket reservations on Jan. 21, 2013 for Democrats, animal rights groups, endangered species organizations & rabid environmentalists departing Washington DC!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
The Wiener Is
Joey Chestnut won the annual Nathan's Famous July 4 International Hot Dog Eating Contest munching 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes. NYC Mayor Bloomberg only allowed Joey one 16 ounce sugary soft drink!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
Something Smells
Iran says it will block the Strait of Hormuz at the mouth of the Persian Gulf if its interests are threatened by using all the BULLSHIT it has generated talking to the UN, EU, US, Russia and China!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
During a Severe Recession
LONE RANGER: What fool overspends, overtaxes, over regulates, stops oil drilling & coal mining, cares about CO2, small animals & illegal immigrants, thus destroying US businesses & jobs? TONTO: POTUS!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 09 July 2012
