Foreign Aid - New definition accepted globally
Foreign aid is the transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
Stephen Hawking Loses $100 Bet
Prof Stephen Hawking has lost a $100 bet that the Higgs boson particle could not be found. However there is room for error because scientists are only 99.9% sure that it exists. Ask for your money back Steve!
written by IN SEINE, 04 July 2012
Spotted Dick
The classic English dessert has been renamed to avoid embarrassment. The pud has been given the title Spotted Richard, after Hounslow Council bosses feared the original name might cause offence.
written by Rebel Not Taken, 04 July 2012
Slimming Programme to Be Introduced
Channel 4 are to show a documentary of obese people filling their faces with all kinds of junk food. The idea is to put large people off the idea of eating. It will be called "Wait! Watch Us"
written by IN SEINE, 04 July 2012
Robin Van Persie statement to Arsenal fans.
"Its not about the money, money, money. I wanna win a trophy, trophy, trophy, even a Carling Cup, might cheer me up"
written by radiogagger, 04 July 2012
Robin Van Persie to refuse new contract at Arsenal.
Rumour is he wants to join the Scottish Premier League to replace Rangers. Apparently he is a one man team.
written by radiogagger, 04 July 2012
Nick Clegg compares being in government to being 'gradually lobotomised'
Well that explains partnering with the Tories in 2010.
written by radiogagger, 04 July 2012
Higgs Boson discovered in outside bog in Nottingham!
After severe anal combustion, a swimming Higgs Boson appeared in the outside bog of an Indian curry eating gentleman in Nottingham. Yet again India leads the way in things that "matter"; ask Gandhi!
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Bendtner Fine (monetary)
Denmark's Nicklas Bendtner was fined £65,000 for exposing a logo which was not one of UEFA's official sponsors whilst celebrating. Mass murderer Anders Breivik has condemned his actions.
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 July 2012
Drug Cheats/Addicts selected for Team GB
After Dwain Chambers and David Millar's admissions to Team GB the British Olympic Association have now selected Pete Doherty. He will compete in the 1000m steeplechase(the dragon).
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 04 July 2012
God Particle May Been Found
It costs just £2.6 billion to discover the God particle. Now that it's been found, the scientists may be able to spend more time and money on discovering the elusive Lord Lucan.
written by IN SEINE, 04 July 2012
74-year-old policeman nears retirement
Sgt. Maj. Arnold McGinnis said he's preparing to retire as an officer after nearly 50 years on the job.
He joined the department at the age of 25 in 1962.
"Well done, and all the best to you Sir!"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
VAT now on 5-a-side football!
Thousands who use all-weather pitches for games were told to stump up the a new £1 per player Tax on the sport
"The pasties revenge?"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
The World will end on December 21, 2012
According to an inscription in a staircase found by archaeologists, the world will end on December 21, 2012.
"That'll spoil Christmas a bit!"
written by Inchcock, 04 July 2012
Lady of the Lake
I myself may continue writing on Spoof in my Metrical Romance with the Lady of the Lake and as King Author my Skilcraft pen will be mightier than the sword write Merlin ?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 July 2012
Tom Cruise looks for wife number 4 ?
That will be like a " Legend," in his own mind? When the devil stole his girl like he did Adam in the garden of Eden ?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 July 2012
