Katie and Suri rescue 2,000 lives from flash flood
CALGARY--The Katie/Suri watch continues. They fed animals at zoos and are now saving lives. Katie and Suri evacuated some 2,000 people as flash floods swept through Calgary. Next up: curing bird flu.
written by Lyndon, 30 July 2012
Madonna booed off stage in Paris!
An ageing Madonna could only manage 45 minutes on stage and she was booed off because she she didn't simulate sex with young toy-boys; she couldn't hire any of them, they prefer Lady Ga Ga!
written by unknown
Cameron heaps praise on 'Tour de France' winner Bradley Wiggins
After having the concept of cycling explained to him and finding out who Bradley Wiggins is, our PM, clearly a cycling officiando, has declared himself "delighted" with Wiggins achievement.
Great.
written by Simon Saunders, 30 July 2012
Man drops four dress sizes in one day
Peter Humpty of Chiswick dropped four dresses today. "He dropped a 12, a 14, a 22 and a 20," said Dorothy Perkins, manager of a clothes shop. "Naturally, we sacked him."
written by IainB, 30 July 2012
Jimmy Carr in a taxi
Jimmy Carr refused to pay a London Cabbie when the cost exceed fifty pounds for a twenty minute journey. "Bloody celebrities," said the driver. "Always avoid paying their taxis."
written by IainB, 30 July 2012
Cameron, Clegg & Johson admit to paying tradesmen Cash-in-hand!
Paid with back-handers given to them I assume!
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
Cash-in-hand deals 'are morally wrong'
David Gauke hit out at families who get a discount from tradesmen including builders for the tax dodge.
"The'll have to do a lot worse than that to be as 'Morally Wrong' as MPs are!"
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
G4S to Guard Cameron at Party Conference!
Fair enough - personally I'd prefer it if they used the Nottingham Flower Arrangers Under 11's Knitting team to protect him.
Never mind!
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
Tony Blair has said he accepts some responsibility
For the state of Britain's economy. The Daily Star
"How kind of him!"
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
Imogen Thomas is swelling with sporting pride!
As she supports Team GB at the Olympic Games.
Proof: The Daily Star
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
Norway happily trades as part of Europe without being in the EU
And has flexed its financial muscle in the last year, buying £25B worth of holding in Britain's blue chip companies, including two per cent of M&S and Rolls-Royce.
"Reading this are you Cameron?"
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
20.07.12: UK Voting intentions Poll
Lab Con Lib Other
40% 35% 9% 16%
Conservatives up to 35%? How?
written by Inchcock, 30 July 2012
