JK Rowling reveals her first book for adults
50 Shades of Potter?
written by radiogagger, 03 July 2012
Andy Murray reaches last 8 at Wimbledon
I'll give it till Friday.
written by radiogagger, 03 July 2012
Tottenham appoint Andre Villas-Boas new manager
I give it six months.
written by radiogagger, 03 July 2012
Prequel To Psycho the Movie
A prequel to Psycho is being filmed for release later this year and will tell the story of Norman Bates as a child. It will be called "Master Bates"... Obviously
written by IN SEINE, 03 July 2012
Tom Cruise is not a Scientologist nutter!
After the shock reports that Katie Holmes has dumped super Tom he has cut all links with Scientology and will now marry John Travolta (We knew it all along!)! Worth investigating that one!
written by unknown
Go compare 'vandalise' their own billboard ads
Well it was either them or us!
written by radiogagger, 03 July 2012
Country renaming continues
Since adopting metric currency, New Guinea is now called New Five Pounds Fifty.
written by IainB, 03 July 2012
Simples innit!
Olympics to give UK Economy £16.5bn boost.....in that case we had better host it every year then we'll all be rolling in dosh and able to pay our bills, eh Dave?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 July 2012
"I've been robbed!"
Queen Liz has just published her financial accounts, which show that the Royal parasites cost the taxpayer 52p per person last year...daylight robbery considering the old fart is worth 42bn +!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 July 2012
Concern At Cern
If the Higgs Bosun particle is found then there will be nothing for the Large Hadron Collider to do and it will be the sold for scrap and many people will be made redundant."job done!"
written by IN SEINE, 03 July 2012
Man takes aim at laughter world record
He said he wants to set a world record by having 25,000 people laugh in unison in the same place.
"I'll ask the folk at the Cardiac clinic, the benefits office, and arthritis unit to join in!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Police Officer fired for tipping of a friend of raid by text.
Police in Florida said an officer lost his job after text messaging with a friend who was about to be busted by a SWAT team!
"Future politician in the making?"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Prince Charles Gets 12% Rise!
While the proletariat struggle on the dole, benefits, or minimum pay!
"Nice one Charlie!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Couple find and return £7680!
The couple who found a bag on top of a convenience store rubbish bin said it never crossed their minds to keep the money.
"Obviously not politicians or Big Issue sellers then!"
written by Inchcock, 03 July 2012
Fish And Chips Blamed For UK Obesity Crisis.
A Government Health Spokesman said clearly we needed a change for the batter.
written by asphyxiation, 03 July 2012
Clarkson To Follow Ramsey In Prison Cookery Show
'Top Gear' to take on whole new meaning.
written by asphyxiation, 03 July 2012
