It's Only Money
The Duchy of Great Albion is to celebrate the end of its economic crisis with an almighty display of fireworks on 31st December 2012. 'We do have standards to uphold' declared a Blue party member.
written by Nate John Won, 29 July 2012
Misunderstanding over multiple Boxing Day bookings
Ex-heavyweight Rocky Montayne, was set straight regarding the significance of Dec 26th by the WBF. 'I thought Boxing Day would be the best day to book up every venue in London,' claimed Montayne.
written by Nate John Won, 29 July 2012
ASDFGH organisation launch protest against the QWERTY club
There has been a call for the reorganisation of all typewriter keyboards. 'The QWERTY bunch have had their own way for too long,' ASDFGH members claim. (The ZXCVBN group made no comment).
written by Nate John Won, 29 July 2012
Let's Hear It for the Noise
Brian Blessed and Tom Baker are to face each other in a celebrity shouting match for charity. "I'll be starting with the famous 'To Be… or Not To Be…' speech from Hamlet," said Blessed.
written by Nate John Won, 29 July 2012
Fashionable new 'Pi-jamas' released
This week, Olympus clothing company released their new range of stylish nightwear, including a pair of lightweight Greek cotton sleep-rags. They can be worn 7 hours a day for a 22-day period.
written by Nate John Won, 29 July 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 109
"My Life In Crime"
by
Upton O. Goode
written by IN SEINE, 29 July 2012
Patrons at OctoMom Stripping Gig Very Offended
Peggy and Walter Jenkins and other patrons who came to see the OctoMom say what should have been a lovely show was ruined by excessive cigarette smoke and heavy cussing in the nightclub.
written by Lola Heatherton, 29 July 2012
