Tom Cruise Scouts NYC Pads
Tom Cruise scouts NYC pads. However he's having a hard time deciding between extra absorbant night time pads and regular.
written by Ellie James, 24 July 2012
Rapper Ice T Makes Documentary
Ice T Makes a hip hop documentary. His studio will offer two versions: sweet and unsweet.
written by Ellie James, 24 July 2012
Olympic Flame Finally Arrives in London
The Olympic flame arrives in London. Organizers realize too late that it arrived too late for the rioting qualifications.
written by Ellie James, 24 July 2012
Spam Server Shuts Down
Major spam server shuts down. Millions of confused Monty Python fans are very upset.
written by Ellie James, 24 July 2012
Rupert Murdock Quits
Rupert Murdock quits board of British newspapers. He will instead invest in surfboards.
written by Ellie James, 24 July 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 106
"How to Succeed in School"
by
Rita Book.
written by IN SEINE, 24 July 2012
New Cocktail of Drugs Can Kill off Any Form of TB Bacteria
A new cocktail of drugs is reported to be able to kill off even the most resistant or persistent forms of TB bacterium. Except… TONY BLAIR
written by IN SEINE, 24 July 2012
RF Brookes factory in South Wigston cuts jobs
2Sisters group bought them out. Owner Ranjit Singh Boparan in 2010, acquired Dutch-based chicken processor Storteboom, with sites in Holland and Poland, they had cutbacks too!
Sign of the times!
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
2 new witnesses - appear more than 30 years after the drowning of Natalie Wood
Express: The couple, have told police she was involved in a furious argument just moments before she screamed as she fell overboard from her yacht Splendour!
"After 30 years? Bet their reliable!"
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
Two-year-old girl plays piano concert to 200 guests!
Two-year-old Lavinia Ramirez has stunned her friends after giving her first public performance on the piano - to 200 people!
"Little show-off! Huh!"
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
Dead lizard found in loaf of bread from Tesco
'It certainly put me off my toast,' said William from Axminster, Devon.
"Certainly makes my finding sultanas in my loaf from Asda look trifling!"
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
Youth Unemployment Benefit Claims - June 2012
Cheshire 4.2%, East Hertfordshire 3.1%, Bexley 4.6%, Mendip 3.7%, Teignbridge 3.3%, Suffolk 4.3%, Shropshire 4.4%, Allerdale 6.5%, Northumberland 8.4%, Nottingham 6.3%, County Durham 8%...
Sad innit!
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
Bradley Wiggins First Mod Sporting Hero
The mod cyclist may have set the precedent for the first hippy boxer or goth tennis player
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 July 2012
Transfer News
Chelsea close to signing Hulk, while Man Utd expect Superman to fly in for talks. Arsenal target Spider-Man is sticking around in London for negotiations and signal in sky alerts Man City to Batman
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 July 2012
London Calling?
Man attending 2012 Spring Olympics arrives at Heathrow three months too late.
written by Adam Click, 24 July 2012
Police find alligator having a bath on cannabis raid!
A 2.4m (8ft) alligator splashing around in the bath is what 'greeted' officers acting on a tip-off about a cannabis factory.
"They say drugs can be dangerous!"
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
Council 'look left' road sign with right pointing arrow!
Council workers in Swindon have baffled members of the public for the past three years with a pedestrian crossing sign that says 'look left' but points to the right.
Metro - Photo
written by Inchcock, 24 July 2012
The Answer is: Guy-Fil-A
The Question is: What will Chick-Fil-A name it's new Boston restaurants in response to ban for same sex marriage stance?
written by Adam Click, 24 July 2012
