Explosion at a marijuana farm
An illegal farm of marijuana plants in Oldham burned to the ground yesterday while fire crews watched on. "I couldn't be bothered like turning on a hose," said one fireman. "But I ate a nice curry."
written by IainB, 09 August 2012
Usain Bolt wins easily
Jamaican sprinters Usain Bolt and Yohan Blake have walked both the 100 and 200 metres finals. "We might run in the relay," said Bolt.
written by IainB, 09 August 2012
Go!-Go!
It has been reported that George Michael will be performing at the Olympics 2012 closing ceremony......the gents toilet, third cubicle on the right!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 August 2012
Nick Clegg promised revenge on coalition partners over thwarted Lords reform
Guardian: Will it break up the coalition? I doubt it!
"What a flippin' shame!"
written by Inchcock, 09 August 2012
England Football Team Shock!
Wayne Rooney has tested positive for a performance enhancing rug!
Ha ha ha!
written by Inchcock, 09 August 2012
NASA's Mars Vehicle Collides with Animal on Take-off
According to reports, Curiosity killed a cat
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 09 August 2012
Payday lenders launch 284% APR 12-month loans
Sounds like a bargain, compared to their short term loan rates of 3,984% APR
written by radiogagger, 09 August 2012
Sky devotes HD channel to James Bond.
I'm not subscribing till they devote a HD channel to Halle Berry.
written by radiogagger, 09 August 2012
Indian newspaper praises Mayor of London Boris Johnson.
They said more Indian politicians should be like him.
Be careful what you wish for...
written by radiogagger, 09 August 2012
Victoria Pendleton could earn £1m a year after retirement
MInd you, they said the same about Shergar...
written by radiogagger, 09 August 2012
