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Makhloufi confounds in the 1500 metres

Algerian Makhloufi confounded the competitors in the 1500 meters when he ran faster than everybody else. "How's that tactical?" asked Seb Coe. "He confused everybody by running faster than them."

written by IainB, 07 August 2012

Kenyan MP's now sit on $3000 dollar chairs!

The new Kenyan parliament has installed chairs worth $3000 per bum. They were made in the local prison where the only chair that some prisoners see is the electric one and that's hot and hard!

written by unknown

Lincoln City v Leicester City friendly match cancelled

Friendly match cancelled... why?
Police heard the match faced disruption. Extra officers would be needed to ensure public safety.

With so many policing the London Olympics, this could not be done!

written by Inchcock, 07 August 2012

Lengthsmen jobs for father and son in Nottinghamshire

The position dates back to the medieval era and is essentially an odd job man or woman for the community, funded by the County Council.

"That takes care of two unemployed of the 1000's in Nottingham"

written by Inchcock, 07 August 2012

Saddam 'buttock' sale: Two men released without charge

Police said the bit of statue hadn't been authenticated. There was "doubt about its authenticity". The asking price was £250,000!

More than Rooney paid for his high-class buttock!

written by Inchcock, 07 August 2012

83 million profiles on Facebook are fake

Who were those people who gatecrashed my party on Saturday then?

written by radiogagger, 07 August 2012
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