FC Barcelona sign Brazilian boy without feet!
FC Barcelona have signed a Brazilian 11 year-old born without feet, which is a very special feat having no feet and playing soccer; his nickname is "Pele Twinkle No Toes"!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 124
"How To Drive People Crazy"
by
Payne Dias
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
Soldiers NOT Naked!
At least 21 soldiers who were posing naked in front of 2 tanks claim they were wearing the very latest "STEALTH" uniform - Army issue of course!
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
The British Army Discovered New Weapon against Taleban
By posing naked in front of some heavy artillery, some troops who performed the stunt have managed to kill 42 insurgents in a single day. The Taleban members all died laughing! What a way to die?
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
Prince Harry to Be Given Dressing down by His Superiors
Following his antics in Las Vegas, Prince Harry is to be given a dressing down by his superiors. A dressing gown would be more appropriate on this occasion.
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
Troops's Strip off in Support of Prince Harry
Dozens of troops serving in Afghanistan have stripped off in support of Prince Harry. The MoD is to save millions of pounds by NOT issuing any uniform - obviously they are no longer needed!
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
You've Been Warned!
News just in… We have just received a telegram from Mars which reads: "if NASA persist in playing a song by will.i.a.m, after 28:00 hours,a state of war will exist between us!
written by IN SEINE, 29 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.11 to emergency services revealed
Suspect calls 911 to complain about her unattractive police mugshot. After having a haircutand applying some make up, she called 911 demanding a new mugshot.
Mirror article
written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.10 to emergency services revealed
Another pet owner phoned for an ambulance claiming she had a badly wounded hand - only for paramedics to discover she had sustained a minor scratch from her cat!
"Was it a leopard or tiger then?"
written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Ridiculous true call No.9 to emergency services revealed
A woman dialled 999 after being bitten on the finger - by a Hamster!
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written by Inchcock, 29 August 2012
Happened in Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
written by Spicewood, 29 August 2012
