Akin still has strong hold on complete and utter asshole vote
Senatorial nominee Todd Akin can take solace in a recent poll which suggests that utter assholes and ignorant motherfuckers still support Akin despite his recent gaffe regarding illegitimate rape.
written by Lyndon, 23 August 2012
New Fast Food Training Centre in Milton Keynes
Pizza Hut in Milton Keynes are expanding their operations by building a 24 storey, national training centre which will be dubbed the The UK's Learning Tower of Pizza.
written by IN SEINE, 23 August 2012
Shitterton voted country's most embarrassing place name
Its name was inspired by a midden, or sewer, in use nearby at the time the Domesday Book was written.
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Global demand for gold falls 7%
Gold sales fell 7% compared to last year due to a challenging economic climate.
"Nothing to do with me...!"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Gorilla brothers' emotional embrace captured after three years apart!
Handshakes, hugs and laughter were on display when two long-lost gorilla brothers were reunited after spending three years apart.
"A bit like Cameron and Clegg?"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Rail commuters face 11% rise in cost!
This must be very concerning for out beloved leaders?
"No..?"
written by Inchcock, 23 August 2012
Bad headline: number 109
FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS
written by IN SEINE, 23 August 2012
Now You Know:
Men drafted into the "War on Women" spend on average over eight weeks in booty camp. Now you know!
written by Adam Click, 23 August 2012
